Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
Today, the McDonald's in my town ran out of fries. I was the one who had to tell all the angry customers we had no more fries in the store. FML
Today, I felt really depressed so I decided to go to McDonald's, get a sundae and cheer myself up. I got pulled over by the cops on the way, and was given a ticket for an expired registration. McDonald's was closed. FML
Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while placing her order. I work as a Drive-Thru cashier at McDonalds. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML
Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML
Today, I was so bored with my job at McDonald's that I actually hoped someone would come in and make a huge mess for me to clean. No one did. FML
Today, after having the worst night of my life, my boss chewing me out and acid reflux all morning, I went to the snack machine at work to get the only thing that makes me happy, Reese's PB cups. I had just enough money to buy the very last one in the machine, and it got stuck. FML
Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML
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xxkimmyt 9
I would cry too. Its good shit.
Michael87Jackson_fml 10
It's okay. Tomorrow's a new day.
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Comments (187)
pissperfect 7
There's always a catalyst. Hope you had a good cry, OP! Sounds like ya needed it.
DestinysChampion 17
That's sad :/ I'm sorry OP. Might want to have a night out soon.
hurley12 30
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Master0fTheDark 13
THEY HAVE MARS MCFLURRIES????? I am so missing out here in Canada.
cosmicstare 9
What the heck? You're supposed to serve until you run out?
Master0fTheDark 13
what, they serve until they don't feel like it anymore? they either didn't get a shipment or lots of people bought it before the next one came in.
imparfit42 7
Awww dude that seriously sucks. ):
courgette67_fml 2
YDI for going to McDonalds
Eivana 37
Hang in there! It will be better before you know it.
Barriaultcory 16
Could always try to make it yourself?
jogihoppa8343 23
boy you need to control your emotions.