Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
Today, the McDonald's in my town ran out of fries. I was the one who had to tell all the angry customers we had no more fries in the store. FML
Today, I felt really depressed so I decided to go to McDonald's, get a sundae and cheer myself up. I got pulled over by the cops on the way, and was given a ticket for an expired registration. McDonald's was closed. FML
Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while placing her order. I work as a Drive-Thru cashier at McDonalds. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML
Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML
Today, I was so bored with my job at McDonald's that I actually hoped someone would come in and make a huge mess for me to clean. No one did. FML
Today, after having the worst night of my life, my boss chewing me out and acid reflux all morning, I went to the snack machine at work to get the only thing that makes me happy, Reese's PB cups. I had just enough money to buy the very last one in the machine, and it got stuck. FML
Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML
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xxkimmyt 9
I would cry too. Its good shit.
Michael87Jackson_fml 10
It's okay. Tomorrow's a new day.
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Comments (187)
kellyelly 9
Awwwe. Keep your head up man. Don't let life bring you down. God be with you.
happilyever2012 6
Awwwww :( Poor OP
ROSI3TH3CAT 18
Nobody should have to feel the pain of not getting mnm's on a bad day :(
buckdharma 38
Andy Andy, how did the Mars Bars disappear? Andy Andy, the new fat guy ate them, we fear With no ice cream for our floats, and no Snickers in our bowls You can't say you're satisfyed but Andy Andy, you're a Mcpussy if you cry
bebe248 4
I had the same exact day minus the McDonalds cryathon I'm just sitting here wondering y does my life suck so bad
paulpings 6
If OP is the kind of person who has a breakdown because their fave dessert has run out then I suspect the reason they have been arguing with family/girlfriend/whoever is because they are just plain in the wrong and tantrum ensued when someone told them how it is.
mehwhocares 9
Not necessarily. Sometimes it's just too much, and a person's in a bad enough mood and emotional enough state that a small thing can cause everything to come to the surface, especially if they were really looking forward to it to make them feel better. It's not someone being overly dramatic, it's just life.
paulpings 6
No, that is a excuse for a lack of self discipline and self control. Please don't try and make excuses for the weak and pathetic.
mehwhocares 9
I'm glad you've never been so tired and had so much of a bad day that the world seems like it's crashing in around you. It happens to a lot of people. It doesn't make us "weak" or "pathetic"; it means we have emotions, and sometimes they get the best of us.
paulpings 6
Ah no, you are misunderstanding me, I do know this feeling, but seriously, to have a mini tantrum or to burst into tears, that needs a serious slap in the face with the GTFOI stick. If you cannot conduct yourself with some degree of dignity under stress you need help, maybe somekind of therapy?
rem243 3
The first problem was choosing to go to McDonalds to put you in a better mood..
SDTD10 5
It happens to the best of us. Don't worry about it OP
KaiCer0 8
So much fuckery in one day.. So sad man. Someone offer up a happy meal!
Shadight 6
I work at a Mc Donald's and that thus suck.