Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
Today, I grabbed a coffee at the McDonald's drive-thru on my way home from work. As I drove away from the restaurant, a kid darted across the parking lot right in front of me. I had to slam hard on my brakes to avoid hitting him, in the process spilling my hot coffee all over my jeans. FML
Today, I was called stupid by a customer, after I supposedly got his order wrong. He then threw his ice cream cone on the floor, tracked it around the store, and left. While I was cleaning it up, he came back and tripped me right into the mop water, spilling it everywhere. FML
Today, I went to a McDonald's drive-thru in just a shirt and underwear, thinking I wouldn't be seeing anyone. I got into a car crash. FML
Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML
Today, while working the drive-through at McDonald's, I was handing a gentleman his vanilla shake. He responded by popping the cap off, yelling "Fire in the hole!" and throwing it back in. He then quickly drove off. I was covered in vanilla shake. FML
Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML
Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
Today, I thought it was about time to learn to ride a bike as an adult. I wobbled down the street, lost my balance, and crashed into a parked ice cream truck. The owner yelled at me, and I was left with a bruised ego and no ice cream. FML
Today, after a long and exhausting day at work, I had no energy to do much of anything, so with that in mind, I got Arby's on the way home. When I did get home and was trying to carry the bag inside, it ripped open and spilled my food all over the driveway. FML
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foolishworkerbee 0
i don't understand how going through a sharp turn made it get everywhere. it seems more likely it would just plop in one location rather than explode.
MoonyIce 0
YDI for eating while driving, especially something that can be wrecked so easily.
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Comments (213)
FYLDeep 26
YDI for driving while being a women.
schnitzel5 0
20th!
FYLDeep 26
Yeah I am 20th biotch.
RileyL29 0
Sue Mcdonald's for not telling you that the ice cream will indeed fall from the cone if sharp turns are taken. Bastards. You'll be rich.
fisheatsbear 6
you cant do that. they made a law where you cant sue big company's for this kind of thing
chillinAK 9
sarcasm I'm sure
KurouTenshi 0
So it's all over everywhere but your cone. get your boyfriend to put what's left on his dick and you can eat if that way, with an extra special sauce. just pass the carpet off as pubic hair.
ski_backwards 0
WHO THE HELL CARES. THIS IS NOT AN FML BUT ACTUALLY SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS TO EVERYONE ON A REGULAR BASIS. NOT A BIG ******* DEAL. SHUT UP.
fisheatsbear 6
dont worry, sometimes this happens to me too. made it look like i called perdix an idiot.
fisheatsbear 6
well it was actually like ten times worse but i dont want to type all that down
middlefingerYOU 0
lol y do ppl get all in their feelings with these FML's. relax n jus read and enjoy. no need to call ppl idiots n wat nt jus chill out. smh!
Person1233 13
... I just died on the inside, due to your grammar.
Taylorfacepwns 0
omg. you expect me not to get angry when you type lyk dis?
ReyEr9412 0
i jst dyd on teh insid 2
BrookeTrueblood 0
29, you were one mispelled word away from giving a grammar natzi a heart attack.
BrookeTrueblood 0
*Nazi, sorry
ChrisCTL 0
True! Where is Snickerbitch anyway? Lol.
_swimcutie_ 0
That's what I was thinking!!! She fell off the face of the earth!!! ohh so sad.........NOT. Jk. I'm not a jerk..but she was really annoying..
nessalujin 0
I agree bout da feelins part n all just I dunno y u insist on typin like dat it iz juss so annoyin n stuff. Ahh!
MF12 0
ikr and its so ttly lyk anoying its lykcnot evn fastr its almst lyk dey try 2 anoy us by typin lyk dis!!!!!!!!!!!
ddlovatolover 23
#29, your typing gave me cancer.
jayemdoubleyou 1
This may sound crazy but try to stop sucking at driving.
alley11 4
how is this an fml? god, moderators suck.
Bondagebear 0
This is an everyday thing that happens to everyone, I mean, come on today i dropped red juice all over my carpet and it stained and is probably going to come out of my security deposit! But, is that a Fmylife? Not really. Sigh....
mm121592 0
SHOULD HAVE WENT TO DAIRY QUEEN!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Ajjas013 6
Shoulda got a V8! *PLOP*
KurouTenshi 0
should went to BK and had it your way: ordered a soft serve that isn't affected by physics and gravity.
natas_fml 13
ajjas, did you just take a dump?
Ajjas013 6
No, I made that sound when you smack your hand against your face really hard like in the commercial. Try it :)
natas_fml 13
oooooooh *face palm*