Today, after a costly fix for my brakes that failed a while back as I was going down a hill, I found a $130 bill in the mail attached to a speed camera photo of me shitting myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a red light camera ticket for $100 in the mail. After checking the date and time, I realized it was from when I was rear ended into the intersection while STOPPED at a red light. FML
Today, I learned that my brakes don't work anymore on my bike. When did I learn this? While speeding down a really steep hill. FML
Today, after finding $50 on the sidewalk this morning and feeling like the luckiest person alive, I got a parking ticket for $60. FML
Today, not only did I shit myself on my way to work, I left my house keys in the bathroom after I cleaned up. It's $90 to replace them. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket in the mail, at the same time as my car was getting towed. FML
Today, I was pissed that I got a £60 parking ticket so rang my friend to rant about it. I then got pulled over by the cops for using my phone, and was fined £120. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML
Today, I saw a portable speed camera on the highway and braked hard. I caused a 4 car pile-up and my car is totaled. It wasn't a speed camera. FML
Today, I got a ticket for "suspicious driving" because my total shit of a mother kept tugging on the wheel to annoy me, and I still had to pay it. FML
Today, I got a bill for $62.70 because my company gave my last work car to some idiot who doesn't like to pay the toll road fees. They never took me off the registration. FML
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Top comments
caligal14 0
Fight the ticket in court, I'm sure you'll get it overturned or at least lessened.
Clover2009 0
I get it. OP said that he was going down hill when his breaks went out, so he must've zoomed by a speed camera and it caught him in the moment of freaking out over it, aka "******** himself." Frankly, I laughed. But OP gets a FYL. Take it to court with records of your breaks being fixed (receipts, etc) and of course the ticket and picture. I'm sure the story would amuse the judge.
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Comments (102)
mad_molly 0
ITS A METAPHOR PEOPLE! "Shit yourself" = being ******* scared. Is that not said in america or whatever?
FarSide 23
You have a $130 dollar bill in Australia. Our largest denomination is a $100 bill. The second largest denomination is the Southern Baptists.
tim374 26
If you receive a bill it can be for any amount, depending on what sort of and type of service you've consumed, or in this case, a fine. If she was talking about cash money she would have said notes. The State Debt Recovery Office would never do that though. They're too busy chasing other unpaid unpaid fines.
purplepickle 0
HHAHHA i love how the OP worded that so that everybody in america gets the wrong idea. this is funny..
lancegonyeau 0
#### liar
WTFisthiscrap 6
She found a bill for $130 for speeding! The bill was attached to a photo of her speeding/******** herself. She found the bill and picture today. She had already fixed the brakes that failed a while back as she was going down a hill. The speeding ticket and the brakes failing were not related.
sallen0046 4
Actually it states pretty clearly that she got the speeding ticket because her brakes failed while going downhill.
WTFisthiscrap 6
actually, it pretty clearly states that "my brakes that failed a while back"
Mira Lux 26
Ik this is an old replay but I just want to say this, 90 you are being an idiot. It clearly states that she got the speeding ticket/picture taken when she was going down hill while her breaks were out. Thus the breaks going out and the speeding ticket are related.
badgebunny 3
this is fake. no traffic camera can see someone ******** their pants..
tim374 26
I can't believe people are stupid enough to think she actually shat her pants. Ever heard of phrases/expressions etc. People say they shit themselves all the time, but it means you're scared/nervous of what's happening around you - i.e. ******** yourself.
dld95 0
Can you show us the picture!
JamieLeeLV 0
bahahahahahahahahaa
xgetxbentx 13
if it was because of a problem with your car you can probably have the ticket voided. just call whoever you call about that stuff, tell then what happened and say you can provide proof.
iShuffIe 0
I slightly think you deserve it. Brake maintanence is your problem to deal with. You could have killed someone.