Today, after a costly fix for my brakes that failed a while back as I was going down a hill, I found a $130 bill in the mail attached to a speed camera photo of me shitting myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a red light camera ticket for $100 in the mail. After checking the date and time, I realized it was from when I was rear ended into the intersection while STOPPED at a red light. FML
Today, I learned that my brakes don't work anymore on my bike. When did I learn this? While speeding down a really steep hill. FML
Today, after finding $50 on the sidewalk this morning and feeling like the luckiest person alive, I got a parking ticket for $60. FML
Today, not only did I shit myself on my way to work, I left my house keys in the bathroom after I cleaned up. It's $90 to replace them. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket in the mail, at the same time as my car was getting towed. FML
Today, I was pissed that I got a £60 parking ticket so rang my friend to rant about it. I then got pulled over by the cops for using my phone, and was fined £120. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML
Today, I saw a portable speed camera on the highway and braked hard. I caused a 4 car pile-up and my car is totaled. It wasn't a speed camera. FML
Today, I got a ticket for "suspicious driving" because my total shit of a mother kept tugging on the wheel to annoy me, and I still had to pay it. FML
Today, I got a bill for $62.70 because my company gave my last work car to some idiot who doesn't like to pay the toll road fees. They never took me off the registration. FML
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Top comments
caligal14 0
Fight the ticket in court, I'm sure you'll get it overturned or at least lessened.
Clover2009 0
I get it. OP said that he was going down hill when his breaks went out, so he must've zoomed by a speed camera and it caught him in the moment of freaking out over it, aka "******** himself." Frankly, I laughed. But OP gets a FYL. Take it to court with records of your breaks being fixed (receipts, etc) and of course the ticket and picture. I'm sure the story would amuse the judge.
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Comments (102)
hedgehogs 0
This one is worth taking to traffic court. Have copies of the repair bills with you to show the judge. Definitely fight this one.
ThatLooksSticky 16
Don't forget to take the soiled underwear!
_Laurence_ 0
ydi for not properly maintaining something as important as the brakes. consider $130 a bargain compared to someone's life
_Laurence_ 0
ydi for not properly maintaining something as important as the brakes. consider $130 a bargain compared to someone's life
heartbroken16 0
lol, that's odd
i_love_jb 0
lmao @ 9 , u made my day. :P
emilybock 0
130dolllar bills don't exist
Nitrogenica 6
A $130 bill, as in, a fine for 130 dollars. Why does nobody understand this FML, omfg
jamorris001 0
You should be able to fight the ticket in Court, provided you show the proof that your breaks have been fixed the event. You should also explain how you did eventually stop as well.
darkmis1 18
$130 is lucky though-usually it's like $167. You still deserve it for running a red and joyriding-last time I heard, 1 year old wasn't legal.
Clover2009 0
I get it. OP said that he was going down hill when his breaks went out, so he must've zoomed by a speed camera and it caught him in the moment of freaking out over it, aka "******** himself." Frankly, I laughed. But OP gets a FYL. Take it to court with records of your breaks being fixed (receipts, etc) and of course the ticket and picture. I'm sure the story would amuse the judge.
evilhobbitofdoom 4
or might get a dick judge who changes the ticket to improper breaks.
HappyItalian 38
That was my first immediate thought. I don't get why everyone else is taking this so literally.
sleepyhungry93 0
haha...ydi because u cant control your bowel movements.