panos016
United Kingdom
Today, after 14 rice-filled days in China, I came back home. What's for lunch? Rice. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
kerry
Canada
Today, I found a piece of rice in my belly button. I can't remember the last time I ate or handled rice. FML
We have fun at least
A cute one for a change
Today, my dad was making a sandwich in the kitchen. Hungry, I snuck in and grabbed it, running back to my room and devouring it. Later at dinner, he dumped a whole scoop of rice in my lap. We all ended up laughing as we cleaned it. FML
unlucky
Wheeling, United States
Today, I came home from a four month stay in Africa, where I managed to avoid suffering any serious illness. Some hours after my first meal back at home, I got food poisoning. FML
tinfoilnirvana
United States
Today, I went for lunch at a Chinese restaurant near my home that I have never eaten at before. It was so good I went back tonight for more, and the restaurant has been boarded up. It is closed due to food contamination. Inspections happened today. I ate contaminated food for lunch today. FML
Thai rice mistake
Oakland, United States
Noooooo! Duuuuude!
Today, I was super hungry and went to a Thai restaurant. The waitress left two small bowls of fried rice on the counter, and I thought they were for me. I ate one and a lady came over screaming. Apparently the small cups of rice was part of a religious ceremony. FML
Anonymous
Forest Grove, United States
Seek help?
Today, everything I eat makes me sick, so I don't know what to eat anymore now. My BMI is low and I'm absolutely starving. I can't even eat rice. FML
bluediva24
Today, I spent all day preparing a big, elaborate Italian dinner for my boyfriend, who recently discovered he was part Italian. He came home, turned up his nose and said "I was in the mood for Chinese". FML
Anonymous
Bandar Seri Begawan, Brunei
All bunged up
Today, I’m at my hometown for the weekend and bought my entire family takeaway for lunch without knowing my mom had cooked. Later, after finding out, I promised to eat it for dinner. Guess who is having food poisoning but can’t shit. The cramps are killing me. FML
All the ills
Geneva, United States
Today, I was miserable with a cold. So I ordered soup and noodles from a new Chinese restaurant. Now I am miserable with a cold and food poisoning. FML
Anonymous
Tokyo, Japan
I love travelling
Today, as always, I have a very weak stomach. I'm in Japan right now, and all the unfamiliar foods set me off every time I eat. I can choose between having a great time and starving myself half to death, or sitting in my hotel room all day with stomach pains and diarrhea. FML
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SugarCrazy 14
Why don't you get off your ass and make something else, then?
killabb23 0
I've been eating rice my entire life.. it's not that bad.. We Spanish people love rice lol 18 years of rice right here!
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Comments (131)
bitchslapped22 14
Well at least you have something to eat, asshole, there are people starving in this world.
IIIiIII16 0
add some golden retriever in the mix to get a nice quality taste.
19jjrc 1
lol
KZN02 18
Got rice?
startmyriot87 0
Sucks to be you!
sydmior 10
I would make myself a sandwich or something similar in that situation.
TheDrummingResul 0
Wow what a good FML. sorry your life sucks that much. At least you have food you ungrateful bastard.
Weetart 8
I love rice! Maybe it's cuz I'm Asian. ^_^
jillianmathers12 13
Thats not really a FML it's just eating rice! Maybe try asking whoever is making the rice of there is anything else to eat!
tateh22 1
in soviet Russia, rice eats you! haha
Cynical_in_SK 6
Awe...you poor baby! Voted totally deserve it for being such a whiner!!!