panos016
United Kingdom
Today, after 14 rice-filled days in China, I came back home. What's for lunch? Rice. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
kerry
Canada
Today, I found a piece of rice in my belly button. I can't remember the last time I ate or handled rice. FML
We have fun at least
A cute one for a change
Today, my dad was making a sandwich in the kitchen. Hungry, I snuck in and grabbed it, running back to my room and devouring it. Later at dinner, he dumped a whole scoop of rice in my lap. We all ended up laughing as we cleaned it. FML
unlucky
Wheeling, United States
Today, I came home from a four month stay in Africa, where I managed to avoid suffering any serious illness. Some hours after my first meal back at home, I got food poisoning. FML
tinfoilnirvana
United States
Today, I went for lunch at a Chinese restaurant near my home that I have never eaten at before. It was so good I went back tonight for more, and the restaurant has been boarded up. It is closed due to food contamination. Inspections happened today. I ate contaminated food for lunch today. FML
Thai rice mistake
Oakland, United States
Noooooo! Duuuuude!
Today, I was super hungry and went to a Thai restaurant. The waitress left two small bowls of fried rice on the counter, and I thought they were for me. I ate one and a lady came over screaming. Apparently the small cups of rice was part of a religious ceremony. FML
Anonymous
Forest Grove, United States
Seek help?
Today, everything I eat makes me sick, so I don't know what to eat anymore now. My BMI is low and I'm absolutely starving. I can't even eat rice. FML
bluediva24
Today, I spent all day preparing a big, elaborate Italian dinner for my boyfriend, who recently discovered he was part Italian. He came home, turned up his nose and said "I was in the mood for Chinese". FML
Anonymous
Bandar Seri Begawan, Brunei
All bunged up
Today, I’m at my hometown for the weekend and bought my entire family takeaway for lunch without knowing my mom had cooked. Later, after finding out, I promised to eat it for dinner. Guess who is having food poisoning but can’t shit. The cramps are killing me. FML
All the ills
Geneva, United States
Today, I was miserable with a cold. So I ordered soup and noodles from a new Chinese restaurant. Now I am miserable with a cold and food poisoning. FML
Anonymous
Tokyo, Japan
I love travelling
Today, as always, I have a very weak stomach. I'm in Japan right now, and all the unfamiliar foods set me off every time I eat. I can choose between having a great time and starving myself half to death, or sitting in my hotel room all day with stomach pains and diarrhea. FML
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SugarCrazy 14
Why don't you get off your ass and make something else, then?
killabb23 0
I've been eating rice my entire life.. it's not that bad.. We Spanish people love rice lol 18 years of rice right here!
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krysxkatastrophe 14
Don't you have a fridge?
hidrox94 5
There are plenty of Chinese foods that don't contain rice... obviously, the rice for 14 days was your choice. Suck it up and quit whining, OP.
acdc923 0
Stop complaining you whiny bitch :D
SpeakingMyMind 0
Should read: Today, I came home from a trip to China. The first thing I did when I got back? Bitched about having rice for lunch after eating it for 14 days straight. Meanwhile, people in Africa are eating dirt; but FML because I'm just so poverty-stricken. Ungrateful people these days...
boatkicker 5
FML is not a competition. There will always be someone worse off. Get over it, or get off FML.
SpeakingMyMind 0
1. I didn't say fml was a competition. I'm just saying op should quit bitchin bout their petty problems, stop being lazy, and make themself something different to eat. 2. Don't tell me to get off fml. I live in a free flippin' country.
EZ2XLR8 7
boatkicker... do me a favor and shut it. OP is ungrateful. Also... it is true, in africa there are kids who don't get food at all, that is the worst you can get too! I don't appreciate your comment on saying something is always worse than getting no food. Yeah, sure there is times when something is worse, but food is food, it doesn't take a genius to figure that out. Nobody said FML was a competition so I don't know where you got that from, but OP has no right to complain about coming home to rice. Rice is one of the healthiest foods to eat.
Sirin_fml 47
Totally missing the point of the website there.
boatkicker 5
Do you not know your way around your own kitchen? Make something else. Or if you don't have anything else, surely you know where the store nearest your own house is.
MissRoxiie 12
consider yourself lucky to have travelled to china, not everyone has the opportunity to do that, eat your rice and enjoy...
mintcar 10
The world's largest producer of rice is China. STFU and get over it. You can cook it in so many ways... if I were you, I'd start getting creative.
vi3tno_romeo 5
better then greasy, fattening fast food...
HeroOfTime13 0
you should asked instead "white or fried?"
sourgirl101 29
This FML reminds me of "Castaway" where TomHank's character was rescued and has seafood served at his party. Lol I don't know about anyone else but I'd get tired of eating the same thing over and over, day in and day out. The OP never said he couldn't fix his problem and grab a cheeseburger or whatnot, just that's what he came home to. It's understandable to be bummed!