Today, a woman pushed a stroller in front of my car. Thinking I'd hit someone, I jumped out. Turns out it was a doll. The "woman" was a 14-year-old girl, claiming, "I did it for the Vine!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a lady with a stroller in the park. She stopped at the water fountain and got a drink, then left without her baby. I ran to the stroller and started rolling it after her. Two grown men attacked me, accusing me of trying to steal said baby. Turns out it was a baby doll. FML
Today, my car window got smashed, because someone somehow confused the doll my daughter always leaves strapped into a carseat for an actual kid. It's a cabbage patch kid. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML
Today, an old lady fell in the street, and I rushed to help her. As I tried to help her to her feet, she started screaming, "She pushed me! She pushed me!" I froze up in shock, and ended up being chased by some guy who thought I'd attacked her. FML
Today, I saw a little old lady trying to cross the street. I went over and tried to help her. Turned out she was actually just a really short young woman. As soon as I took her arm, she screamed in front of everyone and accused me of trying to molest her. FML
Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML
Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML
Today, I was strolling past an old women when from behind me she called, "Can you help me get the rest of the groceries out of the car?" I approached the car, and helped her unload bags. She began hitting me, screaming, "SOMEONE IS STEALING MY THINGS". She was actually asking her son in the car. FML
Today, I saw a pregnant woman fall off her moped. As I helped her back up, I asked if her baby was okay. I was then blindsided by her brick of a purse while she screeched, "I'm not pregnant!" FML
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crissalove 22
Wow. That's what this generation has come to.
ImmaEatYouXx 10
Well let's hope she doesn't become a teen mother...
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Comments (134)
kalbrek009 20
If you did hit it, call the police on her & say "I did it because you purposely did what you did & damaged my car & need to be punished for reckless endangerment toward the public"
commandercolbert 6
f*cking kids nowadays
colombiatti 14
Gotta do it for the vine!!! (Kidding!)
smartguy97 10
I hate my whole generation..
Curlytwirly22 17
By any chance did you happen to get the vine's title I'd like to watch it !
Smoxxii 17
I like her...
feara17 3
Guys. Stop hating on this generation. Do you think babies were born assholes. No. It's the generation before is we have to blame. Our generation didn't create technology/cell phones. No. That was the generation before us who created phones. You get kids growing up in a world of cell phones and computers and the Internet, so of course we are going to get kids obsessed with their phones. Also, parents teach us morals. It's not like the kids of this generation were like "let's all be assholes!" No. It's just manners have become less important to this society because the parents didn't teach them as much. And parents stopped taking kids to church. (Not that I'm trying offend any atheists out there) So stop hatin on our generation old people. You only have yourselves to blame.
jroxs13 4
Hey, it's the older generations that got us into this situation. Let's not blame young people for today's problems. You raised us! Take some responsibility.
Headcrab 29
A woman actually did this to me while I was riding my scooter, but with a real baby. stopoedonly inches from hitting the thing.
PsychoKittie 7
I probably know her /).- why me...?