Today, a woman cursed me out, called me a perverted freak, and said I should be ashamed of myself because I had asked her "How much for one night?." She works in a toy shop, I was with my five year old daughter, and was pointing to the sign, "Rent A Helium Tank!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML
Today, I brought my daughter to work with me. When we walked in, a client was blowing up at my boss, all because as my boss was walking past his storage unit, he glanced in and was about to compliment how neat it was. After my boss left, I had to deal with the aftermath, which left my daughter terrified of this man. FML
Today, my daughter and I went to the mall. While we were looking for clothes, she walked away from me and touched a man on the arm and smiled and said "Hi!" The man freaked out and screamed at me for letting that "thing" in public and to "wear a condom next time." FML
Today, while I was working at a children's toy store, a woman walked in, looked around a bit, then asked if we sold dildos. FML
Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
Today, I got sent home from work after a customer's daughter kicked me in the balls because her order was wrong. She was 6 years-old. FML
Today, while shopping with my 6-year-old daughter, she said, "Mommy, remember you wanna get duck tape!" A middle-aged guy nearby scoffed and told her, "DUCT, not DUCK. Dumb cunt." I ended up having to drive my bawling daughter home, with no shopping. FML
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anglicdvil524 0
Wow sounds like SOMEONE is conceited. FYL indeed...
txgirl09 5
Go back and tell the manager. Anyone stupid enough to assume you were soliciting them in the middle of a toy store with a child is a jackass. Especially when you were pointing to the sign.
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Comments (103)
aback 5
Sounds like you struck a nerve.
Brooklynxman 0
Context. Your question needed some. (pretend that comment is a motivational poster if that makes it funnier)
iwadasn 33
Humor. Your comment needed some.
kewlcat 0
originality your comment needs some.
boreddoubletears 0
Lives. You all need them. (As do I)
revanche 2
combo breaker this comment isn't one
BigK_Diet_Cola 1
Why you trying to score helium? N2O will provide a much better time for you and the little one.
HarperGirl 4
wow got some funny comments but i swear to god people are retarded as hell sometimes
BelaLugosisdead 0
Meh, she was probably new and didn't realise it was there. on the other hand, you can now get her fired by talking to her manager.
plexicos_father 0
No no. Take your arm. Go opposite shoulder, extend, and follow through. Slap a bitch.
thekingjoe90 0
i'd tell her to **** off
person1000003 0
lolz
doggie3 0
splydoms, I do too. an completley agree.
yourdeadtome 0
lmfao! that means shes a prostitute
judemeister 0
agreed