Today, a woman cursed me out, called me a perverted freak, and said I should be ashamed of myself because I had asked her "How much for one night?." She works in a toy shop, I was with my five year old daughter, and was pointing to the sign, "Rent A Helium Tank!" FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML
Today, I brought my daughter to work with me. When we walked in, a client was blowing up at my boss, all because as my boss was walking past his storage unit, he glanced in and was about to compliment how neat it was. After my boss left, I had to deal with the aftermath, which left my daughter terrified of this man. FML
Today, my daughter and I went to the mall. While we were looking for clothes, she walked away from me and touched a man on the arm and smiled and said "Hi!" The man freaked out and screamed at me for letting that "thing" in public and to "wear a condom next time." FML
Today, while I was working at a children's toy store, a woman walked in, looked around a bit, then asked if we sold dildos. FML
Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
Today, I got sent home from work after a customer's daughter kicked me in the balls because her order was wrong. She was 6 years-old. FML
Today, while shopping with my 6-year-old daughter, she said, "Mommy, remember you wanna get duck tape!" A middle-aged guy nearby scoffed and told her, "DUCT, not DUCK. Dumb cunt." I ended up having to drive my bawling daughter home, with no shopping. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
anglicdvil524 0
Wow sounds like SOMEONE is conceited. FYL indeed...
txgirl09 5
Go back and tell the manager. Anyone stupid enough to assume you were soliciting them in the middle of a toy store with a child is a jackass. Especially when you were pointing to the sign.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (103)
blastvortex 4
Heh. You probably should have phrased that a little differently. xD At least you know what she has on her mind. You did steer your daughter away from her while referring to her as a "slutty pervert," right? Oh, and drop a line to her superiors - getting her sorry ass canned might not be a bad idea.
MiseryMan 0
Toy shop employees give it up easily, no joke. I was once with this chick who sold me Monopoly. Later that night, I was screwing her over the board. Let's just say that she was the bank keeper, and I made a deposit!
Pikachu206 2
Even though she misunderstood you. She could of been cool about it and said a random amount. People these days take things way to seriously even though their wrong and crazy in the head. Don't flatter yourself lady you work in a toystore.
ActionManly 11
She was just jealous 'cause she applied to be a prostitute and didn't get the job.
definatelywierd 0
that just blows.
eminemXshady 0
Haha nice play on words
teiso_fml 0
Wow, I bet that woman was embarrassed after you told her you meant the helium tank! If your daughter wasn't there, I would've thought this was funny and that the person who should really feel humiliated was the woman, but because your daughter was there, and had to listen to some lady cuss you out for no good reason, yeah, that sucks.
shoieb9 14
I think that you should be specific ;)
COBRAMORPH 0
This is why women should not work outside the house. They are so full of themselves that they turn any comment or question into something sexual. Weather it is on purpose or by sheer stupidity.
MouseyN 0
This is why sexists should not post on the internet. They are so full of themselves that they can't even spell "whether" correctly while spewing their worthless bigoted comments. That woman is a bitch, no reason to lump all women in with her.
meeeeeeow 0
um... they spelled "whether" correctly...
meeeeeeow 0
sorry my bad haha they spelled the wrong whether. i was looking at a different post first.
omgzdude 0
WTF why didnt she THINK about what you obviously meant?!
mrsnesbitt 0
Don't children's parties usually happen during the day?