Today, a woman cursed me out, called me a perverted freak, and said I should be ashamed of myself because I had asked her "How much for one night?." She works in a toy shop, I was with my five year old daughter, and was pointing to the sign, "Rent A Helium Tank!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML
Today, I brought my daughter to work with me. When we walked in, a client was blowing up at my boss, all because as my boss was walking past his storage unit, he glanced in and was about to compliment how neat it was. After my boss left, I had to deal with the aftermath, which left my daughter terrified of this man. FML
Today, my daughter and I went to the mall. While we were looking for clothes, she walked away from me and touched a man on the arm and smiled and said "Hi!" The man freaked out and screamed at me for letting that "thing" in public and to "wear a condom next time." FML
Today, while I was working at a children's toy store, a woman walked in, looked around a bit, then asked if we sold dildos. FML
Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
Today, I got sent home from work after a customer's daughter kicked me in the balls because her order was wrong. She was 6 years-old. FML
Today, while shopping with my 6-year-old daughter, she said, "Mommy, remember you wanna get duck tape!" A middle-aged guy nearby scoffed and told her, "DUCT, not DUCK. Dumb cunt." I ended up having to drive my bawling daughter home, with no shopping. FML
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anglicdvil524 0
Wow sounds like SOMEONE is conceited. FYL indeed...
txgirl09 5
Go back and tell the manager. Anyone stupid enough to assume you were soliciting them in the middle of a toy store with a child is a jackass. Especially when you were pointing to the sign.
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Comments (103)
I_am_stupid_also 6
Yeah, right. Your finger was pointing to the tank but your eyes were stuck on her chest.
blland 0
you are stupid also
Luckster 0
Someone who behaves like that in a toy store where many children are present should be fired on the spot! YDI badly if you didn't report her behavior!
TooBored13 0
Seconded 16. Report her and chew out her manager, make sure he fires her. Anyone that stupid doesn't deserve a job.
repyourcliche 0
"chew out her manager"? lol intentional pun, or...?
DeathcoreDashie 11
^ won the internet.
Starfire22 5
OMG that was funny we kno what HER side business is lmao!
letthemxeatcake 0
Psychotic much?
ILoveMyLifeSoMuc 0
wow the person is a perv for callin u a perv
batosai33 0
report her for offering herself for the night
Renegade0816 0
omg I'm cracking up. Was she even attractive?
g_love_glove 0
Neither FYL or YDI... it's FHL for having a dirty mind in a toy shop. How else could she jump to that conclusion in those circumstances unless she had hookers on the brain?
perdix 31
If you didn't have your kid with you, she'd have said, "Five hundred bucks plus cab fare."
Witchcraft_fml 5
Either way, there will be sucking and squealing tonight.
perdix 31
And high-pitched voices. . . whether it be the effect of the speed of sound in helium, or a hard kick to the testicles during a tricky Kama Sutra move.
Witchcraft_fml 5
I hope the latter!
imeverywhere 0
lol at 53
uHazFailedTotall 0
Perdix :O Hi.
FruityLoooons 8
Wow, okay. Someone's mind is in the gutter.