Kewl_Kat
Townshend, United States
Today, I went on a date with an extremely cute girl. About 30 minutes in, she excused herself to the restroom. I waited for about 20 minutes, then I got up and left. About 10 minutes later, she called asking where I was. FML
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OSJake 6
Must have been a long pee..
Khione 12
You could've told her you went to the bathroom too :D!
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OSJake 6
Must have been a long pee..
tucansamTommyG 12
Or a really, really big toilet clogging poop.
cakefete2 31
That is probably the OP from an earlier post. The one where they got fired for ten minute bathroom breaks. Seems someone really needs more fiber in their diet.
JAMESA12345 11
Lmao
naggy31 4
powdering her nose??
ronberg 15
You shoud atleast have checked the bathroom!
TheKingKen 22
That's not a good idea. They're most likely in a restaurant, which separates female and male restrooms.
VeganVampyre 27
That could still be really awkward. She would probably feel really embarrassed if a waitress came in saying her date was wondering if she was okay because she was in the washroom for half an hour.
callcopse 10
Quite, she could have been washing extra thoroughly in preparation for a night of wild sex.
incoherentrmblr 22
This FML isn't gender specific, so technically OP possibly could have...
Brandi_Faith 34
I agree with 23, I think I would've asked a waitress to check on his date just in case she was really sick in there. She could've been puking or fainted. Yes it may be awkward for the date, but all she would need to say is that she's fine and would be out in a minute.
tuxedoandex 28
+69 B)
Khione 12
You could've told her you went to the bathroom too :D!
fortune789 17
Or maybe said that he left his wallet in the car and went to go get it.
TerrorByte 4
Bruh, should've texted her
MrPottsWithTwoTs 14
Hard call to make
mysadlyfe 9
Hard dump to make
shortvirgo13 7
When it's more than 5 mins, it's a number 2.
fsomelife 26
Unless she was wearing leather pants and talking about dinosaurs excessively.
badluckalex 23
20 minutes must be a number 5 then 0.o
Project71 16
I call it chapter 2
Mauskau 36
Some girls stand and redo their makeup for at least 10 minutes every time they go to the toilets. I see it way too often.
jkmartinjk 16
^And then they have to take the perfect bathroom selfie
tzemmy 25
FRIENDS refrence yesss
Brandi_Faith 34
...And then she could've put lotion all over her legs and then powder which makes a sort of paste preventing the leather pants from going up. It happens.
SauceySarah 30
Then what happened? This needs a follow-up.
PenguinBitch 44
First she gets fired from her job because she takes 10+ minute dumps and now this...
onanknovotna 10
Not pee but poop hahaha
more4me 27
After 10 minutes, you check the bathroom, or you inquire if they're OK. After 20 minutes (let alone 30 min ) OP was right to leave. I would have done the same thing.
syed121417 22
How would he check when there are separate male and female facilities?
xxsakuraxx 29
#18 He could ask a worker or a female diner to check. He could also crack the door without looking and yell in. But really he should have just texted her.
Axipiter 24
Why would you leave after 20 minutes, if after 10 minutes you had confirmed the status of your date? Your logic is flawed.
bravesgirl55 11
#38, he waited 20 minutes and left. Then, 10 minutes after he left, she called him.
brand125 17
38 dont be dumb, they obviously meant if she wasnt in the bathrooms at the 10 minute mark..
illegalbeagle69 23
#62 If they weren't in the bathroom after 10 minutes, why would you wait to leave until 20 minutes?
mattrd_fml 31
He meant to check the bathroom after 10 minutes. Or don't check the bathroom and just wait at the table for 20 minutes.