Anonymous
United States
Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
sydneybourgeois
United States
Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML
Anonymous
Terrace, Canada
Chemical warfare
Today, while sitting on the couch with my husband, I farted quietly. Not a big deal, except it's hot out and our fan was blowing in his face, and it stunk. FML
ECullen
United States
Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. FML
byebyeromance
State College, United States
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Anonymous
Salt Lake City, United States
Skittish
Today, I've been into this guy at work forever, and we've been flirting more and more lately. Today he came up behind me, but I didn't see him. He said "Hi!" and scared me so bad that I farted. FML
couldntholdit
United States
Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML
bubblewrap
Swindon, United Kingdom
An attempt was made
Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML
Stinky and Single
United States
Today, I was sitting in a secluded corner of a coffee shop and felt extremely gassy. Thinking I'd be safe, I let out a pretty nasty smelling fart. Next thing I know, a cute guy is approaching me and asked my name, but all it took was for him to inhale once and he bolted. FML
john
United States
Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for two years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML
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JackRocksSoSuckI 0
lol haha that's funny
bustyboi 0
that blows!
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mlgreco 6
woopey cushon love. the best.
jeff1900 0
his hand is probably very stinky.
trever77 0
Haha but honestly if a girl farts around me that's a good sign to me. To me it means she has a sense of humor and that she's conferrable around me
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
Whoa,, if your lucky, it probably didn't smell xD
SkyBug91 5
Wow. He probably thought that was appealing.
brandon3747 16
Hahah
ForeverFat 12
YDI for being an idiot
MisUnFortunate 31
Well that's what he deserves for being the type of douche nozzle to go around slapping girls on the ass... I don't care how "hot" someone is, they have no right to be that rude ._. Oh unless it's a hot skinny girl, they're allowed to do whatever they want, everyone knows that.
vanillagurll 5
So simple yet ****** hilarious
lil_ham1644 29
And that, class, is how a predator attacks. I hope you were taking notes.