Today, a really cute guy sat across from me on the bus. He smiled at me, then tensed his muscles and lifted a heavy bag with one arm. Thinking he was trying to act "macho" to impress me, I rolled my eyes and threw him an annoyed/disgusted look. When he got off, I realized he only had one arm. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML
Today, I saw a cute guy on the bus. I smiled at him and he smiled back. After a couple of stops, he got off the bus. He bumped into me, turned around, apologized, and winked. I stood there feeling good about myself. Then I realized he stole my wallet. FML
Today, I saw a man on the bus with the strangest band shirt I have ever seen. I couldn't help but stare at it and try and figure out what the band was… until he turned to me and said, "Why not take a picture, asshole?" then got off the bus. As he walked away, I saw that he was missing an arm. FML
Today, while I was on the bus to work, a morbidly obese man sat down next to me. When my stop came and I stood up to get off, he just looked at me, said with a smirk, "good luck with that," and went back to reading his paper. I missed my stop. FML
Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML
Today, while I was riding the bus to work, I noticed the guy sitting across from me had shorts on. He also had no underwear on and I could fully see his "parts" just hanging there. I decided to switch seats but as I stood up to move, the bus jerked. I fell face forward right into his "parts". FML
Today, I was riding on my usual bus, when I noticed a man staring at me. I was having a really bad day, and said "Can you please stop staring at me?" He then replied with "I'm just trying to look out the window, and your head is in the way. Don't flatter yourself." FML
Today, I was going to work and got in the elevator. I was going through my bag for my phone and asked the man in the elevator to push the button for me. He gave me a look of death before I realized he had no arms. FML
Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML
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woofer_fml 0
wow. first of all, even if he was trying to charm you, to seem "macho" you should have enjoyed the sentiment of it. second your a total turdwad, for rolling your eyes, thinkin' your better than him, that makes you a double turdwad. YDI imagine how you must have made him feel for being a normal person. turdwad.
amy_shmamy 0
first you say theres a really cure guy that sat across from you and then you roll your eyes at him?
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Comments (103)
takran 0
#51 put it quite eloquently, I think.
SgtSchadenfreude 0
What an extremely conceited way to act toward somebody you don't even know. Even if the guy had two arms, there's no justification for rolling your eyes at somebody you've known for ten seconds.
fretforyerlatte 0
for real, god forbid some stranger smiles at you. he OBVIOUSLY must want to **** you. people can't just be friendly?
randomgirl13 0
that's horrible. it's not your fault though, you didn't know!
mixedcalibaby 0
Thank you #11, some people need to wake up and realize the world doesn't revolve around them
123sploosh 0
yeah, #62, you should be nicer
mahaya_fml 0
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM??? JERK
PixelSlayer247 0
Wow, the nerve of that macho jerk to smile at you and perhaps work out. Your post reeks of the fact you were more interested in his body than he clearly was in you or yours, so what are you acting so catty for? What bugs me even more is that I think the only thing you feel you did wrong was not realize he only had one arm, and you haven't really examined the fact you have a serious superiority complex.
catherinee 0
Number eleven, enough said.
kbolt88 0
#48.. It clearly says British Columbia, Canada...Canada doesn' have states..just provinces.. so no. it wasn't your friend eric. Honestly, i think a lot of ppl are making a big deal out of this. The guy probably doesn't even remember her. maybe if she'd smiled at him he would, but she didn't. so he probly just forgot about her. Besides, if he's as cute as she says and nicer than her, he can find a decent chick. I don't think there's any point in criticizing this girl, since i'm sure we've all wrongly interpretted someone's actions at some time or another and who knows, maybe the guy is a complete douch bag.