Today, a really cute guy sat across from me on the bus. He smiled at me, then tensed his muscles and lifted a heavy bag with one arm. Thinking he was trying to act "macho" to impress me, I rolled my eyes and threw him an annoyed/disgusted look. When he got off, I realized he only had one arm. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML
Today, I saw a cute guy on the bus. I smiled at him and he smiled back. After a couple of stops, he got off the bus. He bumped into me, turned around, apologized, and winked. I stood there feeling good about myself. Then I realized he stole my wallet. FML
Today, I saw a man on the bus with the strangest band shirt I have ever seen. I couldn't help but stare at it and try and figure out what the band was… until he turned to me and said, "Why not take a picture, asshole?" then got off the bus. As he walked away, I saw that he was missing an arm. FML
Today, while I was on the bus to work, a morbidly obese man sat down next to me. When my stop came and I stood up to get off, he just looked at me, said with a smirk, "good luck with that," and went back to reading his paper. I missed my stop. FML
Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML
Today, while I was riding the bus to work, I noticed the guy sitting across from me had shorts on. He also had no underwear on and I could fully see his "parts" just hanging there. I decided to switch seats but as I stood up to move, the bus jerked. I fell face forward right into his "parts". FML
Today, I was riding on my usual bus, when I noticed a man staring at me. I was having a really bad day, and said "Can you please stop staring at me?" He then replied with "I'm just trying to look out the window, and your head is in the way. Don't flatter yourself." FML
Today, I was going to work and got in the elevator. I was going through my bag for my phone and asked the man in the elevator to push the button for me. He gave me a look of death before I realized he had no arms. FML
Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML
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woofer_fml 0
wow. first of all, even if he was trying to charm you, to seem "macho" you should have enjoyed the sentiment of it. second your a total turdwad, for rolling your eyes, thinkin' your better than him, that makes you a double turdwad. YDI imagine how you must have made him feel for being a normal person. turdwad.
amy_shmamy 0
first you say theres a really cure guy that sat across from you and then you roll your eyes at him?
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Comments (103)
nomadxx7 0
Took the words right out of my mouth #11 Narcissism FTL
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
uhhh #14 when did she help him? what are "u," illiterate?
ILIEKGIRLS 5
#11 speaks the truth.
InigoMontoya 0
Handicapped people can be arrogant pricks too, who flex their muscles and try to impress pretty women. There's no reason they should be treated any different when it comes to social interaction.
kims0706 10
Either way, if he was a prick or not, she shouldve been flattered a guy was trying to impress her, and thinking that just because he could've been trying to impress her, he deserves and eye roll and a disgusting look is stupid. Since when does a guy hitting on you mean your better than him?
fundangle 0
Vanity fail
SlimKlim 0
#4 hit the nail on the head. Turdwad. Today, I saw a really cute girl sitting across from me, I lifted my bag of groceries showing my muscles, she rolled her eyes. I only have one arm. FML.
nomadxx7 0
@19 Handicap people can be arrogant pricks but the "flexing of his muscles" is implied by the OP that he was trying to impress. If he had a heavy bag of whatever, he may have just been trying to lift said bag (thus having his muscles tense) while he was getting ready to get off the bus. The problem with this FML is that it lacks time. I honestly don't know if the guy was flexing the whole time or flexing while he was getting up to leave. Both would convey two different things (first was he was trying to impress the OP while the second was that he was just getting ready to get off the bus with his bag of whatever).
ZeeBest86 6
CSI much?
chingchong_fml 0
He can still slap your face with his good arm.
papertigers_fml 0
what #5 said.
uhhhaha 0
so many vain girl/stranger FMLs