Redhead4life
Miami, United States
Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Charleroi, Belgium
The season of the witch
Today, a little girl and her mother stopped in front of my window to look at the witch I'd put there as a Halloween decoration. The little girl was smiling, so I lifted the curtain and smiled at her. When she saw me, she started to cry, and ran away. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML
Black Cat 13
United States
Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML
Anonymous
Reno, United States
Awww, thanks sweetie
Today, I was in a grocery store when a little boy ran up out of nowhere, hugged my leg, then said, “Mommy!” I looked down and said, “Hey there, kiddo!” Right then, his actual mom walked up and gave me a look that seemed like it could set me on fire. The kid then looked up at me and said, “You’re prettier than my real mom.” FML
cganon
United Kingdom
Today, I was in a store when a child looked at me and said to his mother "look at that tall man!" His mother replied "he's an evil giant isn't he, darling?" I then mimed being an evil giant to make the kid laugh. His mother slapped me. FML
Anonymous
Plano, United States
Check this out!
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
frenchy
United States
Today, my friends and I go to a bar and get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She was a midget. FML
Momo8612
Today, while shopping for groceries, a small child pointed at my face and exclaimed : "DOGGIE!" FML
jules
United States
Today, I was in the supermarket when I saw a little boy trying to reach for something on the top shelf. I went over to him and asked if his mom knew where he was. The boy turned around. He was actually a very angry midget. FML
DrLight
Raleigh, United States
Today, a kid looked at me, screamed, then ran away yelling "Chewbacca!" FML
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bitchpleasemike 7
tap dance for her
deathpotato 11
If I was a midget I would dress like a leprechaun all the time and carry around a pot of fake gold just to **** With people.
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bearkoda 11
Don't worry, I am a teacher and am FROM Ireland, I have the red hair and everything. Well, I'm also really short, so I am reduced to being the leprechaun every year...
OHai15 12
OP should have went all "Leprechaun from the Hood" on that kid....
Ghouly_fml 7
Think of it as a compliment That what I do
badactor009 0
I am scared shitless or leprechauns and midgets.
OffToTheGayBar 9
"Top o' tha marnin' to ye, lassie! Reach into me knickers 'n' grab me pot o' gold." Did you say that? For the love of all things sacred tell me you said that. I'd say that, if I weren't so obviously not Irish.
onorexveritas 24
are u irish? lol
ryanbeast 7
I am really short too. I was going to dress as a leprechaun and run while carrying a box of lucky charms and yell, "they're after me lucky charms!"
kei1108 13
If it is because of your height, 5'6 to 5'11 is "average" for men. (I kinda hate that word...) who cares how tall you are?! You are awesome no matter what size. Also, red hair is (obviously) a recessive trait, therefore, making it much less common. Which for me, makes it beautiful! (only if it's natural. Dying hair blonde/red is not always a good idea...) :P Hopefully, the little girl wasn't trying to be rude. And sometimes, if they see a trait that they always associate with one thing, everything with this trait is that thing. (example: angels have white robes. A person with a white robe = an angel. See?) ;) Hope this makes you feel better!
Celesteial 2
I'm 4'11" and I have never been called a leprechaun. 5'4" is not short, compared to me.
karkid619 8
Ha that means your a ginger.