Redhead4life
Miami, United States
Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Charleroi, Belgium
The season of the witch
Today, a little girl and her mother stopped in front of my window to look at the witch I'd put there as a Halloween decoration. The little girl was smiling, so I lifted the curtain and smiled at her. When she saw me, she started to cry, and ran away. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML
Black Cat 13
United States
Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML
Anonymous
Reno, United States
Awww, thanks sweetie
Today, I was in a grocery store when a little boy ran up out of nowhere, hugged my leg, then said, “Mommy!” I looked down and said, “Hey there, kiddo!” Right then, his actual mom walked up and gave me a look that seemed like it could set me on fire. The kid then looked up at me and said, “You’re prettier than my real mom.” FML
cganon
United Kingdom
Today, I was in a store when a child looked at me and said to his mother "look at that tall man!" His mother replied "he's an evil giant isn't he, darling?" I then mimed being an evil giant to make the kid laugh. His mother slapped me. FML
Anonymous
Plano, United States
Check this out!
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
frenchy
United States
Today, my friends and I go to a bar and get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She was a midget. FML
Momo8612
Today, while shopping for groceries, a small child pointed at my face and exclaimed : "DOGGIE!" FML
jules
United States
Today, I was in the supermarket when I saw a little boy trying to reach for something on the top shelf. I went over to him and asked if his mom knew where he was. The boy turned around. He was actually a very angry midget. FML
DrLight
Raleigh, United States
Today, a kid looked at me, screamed, then ran away yelling "Chewbacca!" FML
Top comments
bitchpleasemike 7
tap dance for her
deathpotato 11
If I was a midget I would dress like a leprechaun all the time and carry around a pot of fake gold just to **** With people.
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Comments (87)
FatTony2010 4
Where is my god damn gold, bitch!
Dajucy1 7
There's no need for foul language
yuzuhere 21
Did you happen to have a bowl of cereal, by any chance?
Voldy_fml 16
What does this have to do with the FML?
GVirdi 11
18 I think 14 is referring to Lucky Charms cereal
Dirty_Minded_FML 2
Am I the only one who had to look at the l word twice to realise it said leprechaun?
LMA0 5
Yes you are.
AlaskanEskimo34 0
*Little girl gets Lucky Charms box out and thinks it's OP on the cover* You are a redhead so I'm assuming your profile pic looks like Lucky the leprechaun?
thefmlman2011 37
Happy St Patrick Day!
chevyboy1122 9
Awesome, just awesome
TrippingOnAcid 29
I pissed m'self laughing
sceptic 1
So you're a midget, big ******* deal... Why are you whining about what a kid said?...
THE_A_TEEN 28
Well your life must be sooo perfect that you never have a moment of annoyance that can be an FML moment.
Kevin_Dwayne 6
No lucky coins for her :p
ddeathbombb 5
Are you a lepordchon jk but are you really that small
Dajucy1 7
*leprechaun
ddeathbombb 5
Thanks didn't know how to spell it