Today, a guy took me out on a date. His imaginary friends joined us. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Pleased to meet y'all
Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML
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Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
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Don't hate the player…
Today, I went on a Tinder date with a guy who insisted that I go with him to his friend's house party to meet people and socialize, as I'm new to the city. When I got there, I realised he had invited two other girls as his date as well. FML
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Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in almost a year. To keep things casual, he had a couple of his friends join. Oh and by a couple of friends, I mean a party of people from his church. I'm not religious. The date wasn't even half over before I was being preached to. FML
Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML
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Gweedo65 16
Orgy?
Zelphoric 25
Aaaaaaaandddd time to leave
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Comments (83)
EchoSerenity 15
A follow-up on how it went would be nice..
will89pito 5
Can't you just imagine the fun
buckdharma 38
Tell him you have to leave early to pick up your car at the mirage.
karly55 12
That's enough internet for today…
Aero_x 21
I actually want to know...how many of them were there precisely? And well, were they at all like Mike Super's Desmond?
vikky538 29
did you guys meet in virtual world...
how_about_no_ 19
Don't you know how that one song goes? "If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my (imaginary) friends"
HarleyQuinn1996 8
That's not how a date is supposed to go?
teashock 5
I hate it when that happens.
Zverina 20
Why would you bring God with you on your date, anyway?
BvbArmy_0 18
I love you