Anonymous
United States
Today, a guy took me out on a date. His imaginary friends joined us. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
rokkstarrrVRV
Edmonton, Canada
Pleased to meet y'all
Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
newmoongirl1036
Chicago, United States
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
SoccerBabe42
Canada
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
LoveSucks
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
beta
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
Anonymous
Bangalore, India
Don't hate the player…
Today, I went on a Tinder date with a guy who insisted that I go with him to his friend's house party to meet people and socialize, as I'm new to the city. When I got there, I realised he had invited two other girls as his date as well. FML
Anonymous
Macon, United States
Profile pictures
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
AlwaysAfraid
Today, I went on a date for the first time in almost a year. To keep things casual, he had a couple of his friends join. Oh and by a couple of friends, I mean a party of people from his church. I'm not religious. The date wasn't even half over before I was being preached to. FML
mariah_1_11
United States
Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML
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Gweedo65 16
Orgy?
Zelphoric 25
Aaaaaaaandddd time to leave
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skyeyez9 25
Wonder if he was messing with you? Or does he actually see his "friends?" Some mentally ill people actually do see their imaginary friends, and the visual cortex in their brain is active when the see these things.
tony1891 22
did his imaginary friend ride off into the sunset on a unicorn too?
Mads_1234 28
What, you don't like us?
ThaReaper319 19
Was he a bit schizo or does he have psychosis? That could the the problem.
DrGoldFish 5
Maybe they'll all put out... Or you can assign each a chore to do.. Yes.
cjwayy 22
The dude's crazy. You may have to block his number.
StellaNox 16
Friends? As in plural? Wow, intimacy is going to be .. Great?
PurelyCanadian 18
Was "Foster" his last name?
Luciferpanties 3
are you sure he wasn't Schizophrenic?
fmlrulesBolt 14
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