Today, a guy in a fancy car tailed me for twenty minutes, just so he could take a picture of my license plate and tell me there's a $300 fine for flicking cigarette ashes out your window. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while sitting at a red light with my window down, the asshat next to me flicked his still-lit cigarette away. It landed in my car and wedged between me and my seat. It burned a hole in my shirt and my seat, and burned my back and hair. FML
Today, I was smoking in my car and flicked the butt… into the face of a cop on a motorcycle going the other way. FML
Today, I was tailgated by a car with his high beams on for an hour. Any time I changed my speed or lane, he would do the same. I finally managed to get away from him because a cop pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket. FML
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML
Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML
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trollfaced 2
You should have used that time to get his license plate to report him for tailgating
WoolyWhoop 7
Should have slammed on the brakes and busted that fancy car.
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Comments (109)
kei1108 13
That's crazy... But please don't flick ashes out your window. Or at least don't throw cigarettes on the ground. That annoys me more than just ashes. It is littering.
stormchaser24 24
Littering is bad. YDI.
harbqll 0
Disable him with pepper spray and/or a stun gun. Then call the cops and have him arrested for stalking.
kylesgirlforever 12
First of all you shouldn't have flicked the cigarette out the window and secondly you couldve turned off somewhere or slammed on your brakes to ruin his fancy car lol
Epichearts 2
Everyone I know does that tho..
Baybayy24 2
The toxic fumes from your cancer stick have probably already drifted from wherever the hell you are to where I am; thank you for making me a victim of second-hand smoke (which is said to be as harmful as inhaling those 2,000 chemicals myself). Enjoy your ticket
vintage3113 6
I really have never been more confused as to why this post is getting so many ydi's. Who the **** really doesn't flick ashes out the window on the road? Thumb me down all you want, you know I'm right
DocBastard 40
You mean other than nonsmokers? And people who don't enjoy littering? Gee, I can't think of anyone.
fthismess 10
Ashing is not littering. Flicking butts is littering. Genius.
downtime 13
litteringpresent participle of lit·ter (Verb)Verb: 1.Make (a place) untidy with rubbish or a large number of objects left lying about: "newspapers littered the floor". 2.Leave (rubbish or a number of objects) lying untidily in a place. But hey, by your logic I guess people don't need ashtrays at your house. It's not littering to just dump ash all over your furniture or floor. Good to know.
hcrawford 2
Everyone is acting like they never littered in their lifetime. What I'm wondering is what his license said?
hcrawford 2
License plate*
McAninch35 9
Welcome to FML. Where no commenter in the world has ever done anything wrong.
hqbrat 8
Me too!
13scarlett13 4
Snitches get stitches.
izackthegreat 1
I hate smokers and how they believe the world is their ashtray so I hope and wish OP would get the fine. The guy that followed OP said there is a fine, but from the information given DIDN'T GET A FINE. However, OP probably won't because all the guy can do is prove that OP has a license plate.
thats_my_job 11
Well that was an unnecessary narrative. Pretty sure we all got the gist of the comments before yours but I guess it was a good summary for those who skipped down to your comment.