Today, a guy in a fancy car tailed me for twenty minutes, just so he could take a picture of my license plate and tell me there's a $300 fine for flicking cigarette ashes out your window. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while sitting at a red light with my window down, the asshat next to me flicked his still-lit cigarette away. It landed in my car and wedged between me and my seat. It burned a hole in my shirt and my seat, and burned my back and hair. FML
Today, I was smoking in my car and flicked the butt… into the face of a cop on a motorcycle going the other way. FML
Today, I was tailgated by a car with his high beams on for an hour. Any time I changed my speed or lane, he would do the same. I finally managed to get away from him because a cop pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket. FML
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML
Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML
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trollfaced 2
You should have used that time to get his license plate to report him for tailgating
WoolyWhoop 7
Should have slammed on the brakes and busted that fancy car.
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Comments (109)
False_Stupidity 42
You should of reported him for stalking.
Rocky007 15
I suggest you move somewhere where they don't pass such stupid laws.
sadistmonkey 19
Question is, how is he taking a picture of your license plate while driving? Seems like that would be illegal as well.
laurenmacias 0
What a little b**ch
pointe3 1
that awfully annoying
Tempest559 12
I live in ca, and even we don't have a law as dumb as that.
Treig 3
*headdeskheaddeskheaddesk* People, please read. OP was only flicking ashes, not the evil cigarette butt that so many of you are so keen in pointing out. And as far as I've seen in my years of driving and smoking, ashes aren't a litter source. I mean really, when was the last time you saw cig ashes lining the roadside? And yeah, smoking kills but do you know what else kills you and everyone else? Living. -_-
fthismess 10
There was no butt out of the window. Only ash. If you feel the ash hit you then damn. You have sensitive skin
ViperGTSkank 0
You should probably think about the cars that may have gas leaks or vapor leaks. We don't want to blow ourselves up now, do we? Use your ashtray for your disgusting habit.
PawnShopPenguin 4
Surgeon General's Warning: Smoking cigarettes can lead to heart disease, lung disease and being followed by a lurking, angry rich man.