Today, a guy in a fancy car tailed me for twenty minutes, just so he could take a picture of my license plate and tell me there's a $300 fine for flicking cigarette ashes out your window. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while sitting at a red light with my window down, the asshat next to me flicked his still-lit cigarette away. It landed in my car and wedged between me and my seat. It burned a hole in my shirt and my seat, and burned my back and hair. FML
Today, I was smoking in my car and flicked the butt… into the face of a cop on a motorcycle going the other way. FML
Today, I was tailgated by a car with his high beams on for an hour. Any time I changed my speed or lane, he would do the same. I finally managed to get away from him because a cop pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket. FML
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML
Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML
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trollfaced 2
You should have used that time to get his license plate to report him for tailgating
WoolyWhoop 7
Should have slammed on the brakes and busted that fancy car.
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Comments (109)
shadyFOXfire 0
you should have gotten his name and asked him to call an officer, get a ticket then sued that guy for $350 for stalking and tailgating. then you could leave the courtroom with a smile saying "thanks for the 50 bucks!"
shadyFOXfire 0
its not just the following, its the fact that he follows him to the location then approached them. with the Florida thing still going on its a good possibility that they could win the lawsuit. the judge would be more against the guy in the fancy car than the one being followed due to the fact that he isn't a cop but is trying to act like one by taking an insignificant matter into his own hands. also there have been more cases won for larger sums for more insignificant ordeals. moron.
Shalamar 4
You deserved it. I hope you do get that $300 fine. I friggin' hate smokers who treat the world like it's their personal ashtray.
fthismess 10
I hate drunk assholes who think the world is their personal raceway. But I'm not telling you to stop drinking am I? Some people just ash out the window and put the butts in a cup of some sort. Ashes don't hurt the world. Or there wouldn't be controlled forest fires ever year to replenish the soil.
downtime 13
157, As you are clearly a smoker your opinion becomes invalid. Nobody should listen to the logic of someone who thinks its a good idea to slowly kill themselves and others and argue for their right to do it.
saksxalmo 20
#157-- Drinking =/= drunk driving. That's stupid. Smoking also causes secondhand smoke. There's no drinking equivalent to that. Oh, and there's that little lung cancer thing...
josiemorehouse 12
I think it's stupid to flag OP that they deserved it. Whether you agree with smokers or not, it's BS that someone is charged a $300 fine for flicking ashes. I could see getting it for flicking the butt, but ashes, really?!? That's stupid. Not to mention the psycho stalker, Mr. Uppity Do-good, chasing OP around being a total douche. The bastard is going to do that to the wrong person one day and end up getting punched in the face. FYL OP!!
GoldenGrizzly 7
1. That guy was creepy and did not need to follow you around like a stalker. However, you need to stop thinking that just because you have a habit it means that allows you to do as you please. Flicking out burning embers can cause fires.
anarchistpunk 3
God bless America in all her glory! From McDonalds being part of most kids diets to highest prisoner percentage in the world
bigggz 0
He can't prove it without incriminate himself for distracted driver charge. Fight the ticket.
Cad6 24
Smokers gonna smoke.
alex007d 0
Lol i hope he dies
THE_A_TEEN 28
I hope trolls would someday die in a fire.
RainaMadeilline 0
Well ever heard of a thing called Karma Well that is your Karma for smoking. You should really think before smoking.
dmac843 2
You obviously have no idea what karma really is.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Somalia is basically hell right now. What more could the people do?