Today, a guy in a fancy car tailed me for twenty minutes, just so he could take a picture of my license plate and tell me there's a $300 fine for flicking cigarette ashes out your window. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while sitting at a red light with my window down, the asshat next to me flicked his still-lit cigarette away. It landed in my car and wedged between me and my seat. It burned a hole in my shirt and my seat, and burned my back and hair. FML
Today, I was smoking in my car and flicked the butt… into the face of a cop on a motorcycle going the other way. FML
Today, I was tailgated by a car with his high beams on for an hour. Any time I changed my speed or lane, he would do the same. I finally managed to get away from him because a cop pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket. FML
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML
Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML
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trollfaced 2
You should have used that time to get his license plate to report him for tailgating
WoolyWhoop 7
Should have slammed on the brakes and busted that fancy car.
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Comments (109)
canucks92 0
HAHA deserved it bitch
ezelisko 1
its funny how hypocritical most are. yes smoking is bad, but a good amount of people who post on here or have a strong opinion about smoking cigs smoke weed. imagine that.
BloodFaerie 21
You mean it actually is illegal to do that?! Thank you, OP. I've always been SO pissed off at the asshats that do that right in front of me on the highway. Now I know I can actually report them and get them in trouble. Wow... FML made my day!
kurofuchs 5
I personally feel that smokers should have to keep their windows rolled up all the way while smoking, so that I don't have to smell their smoke in MY car, even when I have my windows up! It's the most inconsiderate habit I can think of besides cooking meth in a mobile lab.
satanisthesavior 21
Hot damn people are opinionated on this site. I would suggest that everyone complaining about smokers take a heavy dose of deal with it, once a day. Twice a day if problem persists. You don't like people who smoke in their cars being near your car? I don't like it when people who crank the base in their car are near me. Do I complain and ask them to turn down the bass? No, I deal with it. Life is stressful enough as it is. Everyone has bad habits that affect other people, so how about we mutually agree to not raise ******* hell every time someone else's bad habit affects you in a trivial way. Unless someone is purposely smoking near you to piss you off, or is smoking in an area that is designated to be non-smoking, just move away from them, or kindly ask them to move away from you if you were there first. Seriously guys, calm down. People smoke, no amount of acting like whiny bitches is going to change that. Stop getting so worked up about it, and you will extend your life by having removed a little bit of stress.
brittany1655 5
lol ur kidding right.. doesnt every smoke do that when they're driving.. i know i do.
spottyblanket 8
Isn't smoking in cars against the law anyway?
Discombobulated9 12
I'm pretty sure it's only the UK that's 'thinking' about it. As far as I'm aware, no country has banned smoking in cars, yet.
alki_fml 5
I feel sorry for the guy who tailed OP for 20 minutes. He clearly has so little going on for himself in life that he has nothing better to do. Sad.
my2centsworth 15
"CITIZEN'S ARREST!! CITIZEN'S ARREST!!"
trolodon 2
He must be one of those douchebag lawyers who tail people and try to get money if they want to go to court and fight it.