Today, a guy in a fancy car tailed me for twenty minutes, just so he could take a picture of my license plate and tell me there's a $300 fine for flicking cigarette ashes out your window. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while sitting at a red light with my window down, the asshat next to me flicked his still-lit cigarette away. It landed in my car and wedged between me and my seat. It burned a hole in my shirt and my seat, and burned my back and hair. FML
Today, I was smoking in my car and flicked the butt… into the face of a cop on a motorcycle going the other way. FML
Today, I was tailgated by a car with his high beams on for an hour. Any time I changed my speed or lane, he would do the same. I finally managed to get away from him because a cop pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket. FML
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML
Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML
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trollfaced 2
You should have used that time to get his license plate to report him for tailgating
WoolyWhoop 7
Should have slammed on the brakes and busted that fancy car.
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Comments (109)
j_sheree6121 10
214, OP said ashes not his cigarette butt. There is a big difference. Ashes are just that ashes, meaning no longer on fire while the butt is. I am a smoker and i do flick my ashes out, however i do not flick my cigarette butt out.
youshitme 9
The fires in Victoria which killed 180 people two years ago were caused by people like you flicking their butts out the window. I hope you get the fine, you should be ashamed if yourself. I can't believe you put this up expecting to have people say 'poor you'. ********
jazz23 2
should of pulled over, he might have done the same then u could have broken his legs then drive away without a tail
ccovey 2
Guess you shouldn't smoke
MidnightOne 3
Maybe you should keep your ******* trash in the car?
Babushka_Homyak 10
Obviously you've never been to Russia where many, many people smoke, it's okay to smoke in all restaurants and bars, and cigs are $1 a pack or cheaper. Not just America. Not just Russia. It's humans. We like to destroy ourselves in a variety of ways.
Bigboned38 0
What he said! Use your ash try dumbass, he should have best your ass!
6SuperDan9 9
Dammitall, reading through all these, agreeing or thumbing down as needed has made me smoke more than if I'd just moved on.
baden18830 5
Good. Maybe a $300 fine will get you to stop making the world uglier. And YDI for smoking in the first place
cunningchick 1
There is a 300 dollar fine for throwing your cigarette butt out of the window. Not ashes it is really 300dollars my brother went to court and there was a guy that refused to pay up.