Today, a guy hit on me. It's such a rare occurrence that I didn't know how to react, so I panicked and said "Sorry, I have to go!" Then I remembered we were on a bus, and just turned around and awkwardly pretended he wasn't there. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a cute guy on the bus. I smiled at him and he smiled back. After a couple of stops, he got off the bus. He bumped into me, turned around, apologized, and winked. I stood there feeling good about myself. Then I realized he stole my wallet. FML
Today, I had to take bus to work, because yesterday my car was hit by a bus. While standing there, I noticed the driver kept looking back at me every now and then. As I went to get off, he looks at me again and says: "Sorry..." FML
Today, a girl started talking to me at the bus stop. After it descended into an awkward silence, I jumped on my bus to avoid further conversation. She got on the same bus. And got off at the same stop. I swear the whole bus could feel the tension. FML
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
Today, a guy I like tried to talk to me. I got so nervous that I had a panic attack and puked in front of him. FML
Today, I was saying goodbye to my boyfriend before I got on my bus. As I turned to get on, the door closed on my face. I knocked on the door. The driver looked at me, and while still staring at me, drove off. FML
Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML
Today, while on a crowded public bus, a cute girl asked if she could sit next to me. Problem is, I didn't hear correctly and thought she asked if anyone was sitting next to me. I answered no, causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgusted stares from other passengers. FML
Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML
Today, I was on a bus and a man was feeling up my butt. I was just about to step on his foot when the bus stopped and he slipped out. Only then did I realize he'd stolen my wallet. FML
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Top comments
DevilsMetsGiants 30
That's actually adorable. But no worries OP, I'm sure it won't be the last time a guy hits on you.
DestinyNiya 33
Aha, he probably thought you were cute ^_^
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Comments (62)
yve1220 20
One time a guy was hitting on me and when he asked me for my name I literally forgot at that moment and told him I didn't know! These things happen.
AnthraxPrincess 18
I've never forgotten my name, but I've forgotten my phone number, my age, and all of my hobbies before. It was definitely awkward but worse could happen, haha.
MakeItStopWtf 12
You might want to consider that is takes a lot for some guys to even say anything to you, and that it may be just as awkward for us as it is for you when things like that happen. Just know that when it does happen, it is better to say ANYTHING, rather than pretend he doesn't exist. That is, if you're into him.
tintarroja 31
Chill out and enjoy the ride!
VincEkwealor 12
This is how I will be when I grow up. So sad.
Trin_Tran 26
Dang next time op
SpartyOnWayne 18
Could have handled that better but at least you know there's guys out there that find you attractive, OP. Not the first guy to hit on you, and won't be the last!
AletheDefender 15
This one time I was at the book store on my phone looking something up and this guy asked for my phone number and I was trying to be funny so I said 'I don't have a phone' but then that sounded rude so I panicked and walked away really fast instead of explaining myself and I feel really bad about it
SaniK 17
That's pretty cute I would have laughed at the situation and try to make you my friend to have more laugh with you clumsyness situations from you :)
Altonius 8
The way you reacted was adorable to me!
AyeJay101 25
Honestly, that kind of reaction would make me want to talk to you more, because that kind of cute shyness doesn't come often. I hope he complimented you again!