Today, a guy hit on me. It's such a rare occurrence that I didn't know how to react, so I panicked and said "Sorry, I have to go!" Then I remembered we were on a bus, and just turned around and awkwardly pretended he wasn't there. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a cute guy on the bus. I smiled at him and he smiled back. After a couple of stops, he got off the bus. He bumped into me, turned around, apologized, and winked. I stood there feeling good about myself. Then I realized he stole my wallet. FML
Today, I had to take bus to work, because yesterday my car was hit by a bus. While standing there, I noticed the driver kept looking back at me every now and then. As I went to get off, he looks at me again and says: "Sorry..." FML
Today, a girl started talking to me at the bus stop. After it descended into an awkward silence, I jumped on my bus to avoid further conversation. She got on the same bus. And got off at the same stop. I swear the whole bus could feel the tension. FML
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
Today, a guy I like tried to talk to me. I got so nervous that I had a panic attack and puked in front of him. FML
Today, I was saying goodbye to my boyfriend before I got on my bus. As I turned to get on, the door closed on my face. I knocked on the door. The driver looked at me, and while still staring at me, drove off. FML
Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML
Today, while on a crowded public bus, a cute girl asked if she could sit next to me. Problem is, I didn't hear correctly and thought she asked if anyone was sitting next to me. I answered no, causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgusted stares from other passengers. FML
Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML
Today, I was on a bus and a man was feeling up my butt. I was just about to step on his foot when the bus stopped and he slipped out. Only then did I realize he'd stolen my wallet. FML
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Top comments
DevilsMetsGiants 30
That's actually adorable. But no worries OP, I'm sure it won't be the last time a guy hits on you.
DestinyNiya 33
Aha, he probably thought you were cute ^_^
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Comments (62)
fetuseater54 7
unfortunately for him not he probably feels dumb and shitty bc after he hit on someone they freaked out like he was a monster and made an excuse not to talk to him
Sportey 9
How is this cute if I was in his position I probably would've thought she was stuck up unless she followed up saying that was awkward or something to continue the conversation
middlenamefrank 8
I always find that when I don't know how to respond, a nice smile until I've figured out what to say goes over very well.
rlak111 19
When I read this the first time I left out the "on" in "hit on me" made it quite a bit more sad
Yovany27 9
Hahaha stupid bitch you deserve it
Joceyvdv 9
That's how you know your life sucks ?
JanaTheWolf 16
I can just imagine the FML he would've had. Still, that must have been pretty awkward for both of you.
rdnkchevy 9
Now that's funny right there
Marebare23 17
Oh!! Hit ON you! I thought you said hit you, and I was like "whhaaat?!"
seemo82 19
hahahahhahahaaaaaaa... am sorry for u OP... but i couldnt stop laughing for a couple o minutes and start laughing again each time i picture it ....am stilll laughing till now... am sorry