Today, a girl I work with was talking to me in an Eeyore voice. I'm not sure if it's because she's sad and pathetic, or if she thinks I'm sad and pathetic. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to step out of my comfort zone and talk to my coworker because people have been saying I’m too shy. I say, "Hey" to a girl and she made fun of my voice. She’s the one who told me to talk more. FML
Today, after weeks of everyone at work avoiding me, I finally asked my coworker what was up. She informed me, “You’re 350lbs and try to dress like an office siren, it’s pathetic to look at.” FML
Today, I had a conversation with the cute girl I like at work for the first time. I told her I worked in the camping department of the store, and we had a long chat about how she heard that the guy who runs that department is a complete dick head. I am the guy who runs that department. FML
Today, we didn't have much to do at work, so I struck up a conversation with a coworker I have a crush on - a girl with one arm. I wanted to tell her I thought she was pretty, but I ended up saying I thought she looked like a pirate queen. FML
Today, I was talking to a female friend online. She was typing out a story bit by bit about how awful she was feeling after being teased. I was responding with, "So, so true" but because of my slow typing it appeared after she wrote, "Doesn't help being fat." FML
Today, my coworker keeps loudly saying things like, "Oh, now THIS!" If I don't ask, "What?" she pouts. If I do ask, she tells me, at length and with very bad grammar, how every one of our colleagues and partners is either stupid, rude or out to get her. FML
Today, the only cute girl in my office made fun of me because I'm 27 and bring fruit cups with my lunch. FML
Today, I said something in class and someone mimicked me. In a self-pitying mood, I exclaimed, "Everybody hates me!" The girl behind me then said, "Pretty much." FML
Today, another employee scolded me for being "socially awkward". The same employee who just before had a 10 minute discussion with a client about her poop. FML
Today, I met a girl who had a deeper voice than I do. FML
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Cinn_fml 23
Or maybe she was just trying to be funny? If not, either reevaluate your life and figure out if it's her or you. Or just talk to her and ask.
TheJaQ 0
Perhaps it's both...
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Comments (91)
Exeedingmango 0
I think he didn't know it was his car so. I think it was just an accident but also funny
bangscr3w 0
if you have to wonder then its you
garrett_209 0
Yeah, this is REALLY FML.
nypd613 0
whats an eeyore voice?
1personinthiswor 0
Considering this was enough of a damper on your day to post on FML, she was most likely referring to you, my friend.
1personinthiswor 0
Considering this was enough of a damper on your day to post on FML, she was most likely referring to you, my friend.
bad_chiquita 5
did you ever think that maybe she's retarded, like legit mentally handicap?
jkgfdxb 0
this fml hella sucks ass. maybe she has a mental disorder god dammit
Kanvis78 0
Today, I tried to impress my co worker with my awesome eeyore voice. She looked at me like I was sad and pathetic. FML! hah :)
bigredmonkeybutt 30
If you have to ask it's you.