Today, a girl I work with was talking to me in an Eeyore voice. I'm not sure if it's because she's sad and pathetic, or if she thinks I'm sad and pathetic. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to step out of my comfort zone and talk to my coworker because people have been saying I’m too shy. I say, "Hey" to a girl and she made fun of my voice. She’s the one who told me to talk more. FML
Today, after weeks of everyone at work avoiding me, I finally asked my coworker what was up. She informed me, “You’re 350lbs and try to dress like an office siren, it’s pathetic to look at.” FML
Today, I had a conversation with the cute girl I like at work for the first time. I told her I worked in the camping department of the store, and we had a long chat about how she heard that the guy who runs that department is a complete dick head. I am the guy who runs that department. FML
Today, we didn't have much to do at work, so I struck up a conversation with a coworker I have a crush on - a girl with one arm. I wanted to tell her I thought she was pretty, but I ended up saying I thought she looked like a pirate queen. FML
Today, I was talking to a female friend online. She was typing out a story bit by bit about how awful she was feeling after being teased. I was responding with, "So, so true" but because of my slow typing it appeared after she wrote, "Doesn't help being fat." FML
Today, my coworker keeps loudly saying things like, "Oh, now THIS!" If I don't ask, "What?" she pouts. If I do ask, she tells me, at length and with very bad grammar, how every one of our colleagues and partners is either stupid, rude or out to get her. FML
Today, the only cute girl in my office made fun of me because I'm 27 and bring fruit cups with my lunch. FML
Today, I said something in class and someone mimicked me. In a self-pitying mood, I exclaimed, "Everybody hates me!" The girl behind me then said, "Pretty much." FML
Today, another employee scolded me for being "socially awkward". The same employee who just before had a 10 minute discussion with a client about her poop. FML
Today, I met a girl who had a deeper voice than I do. FML
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Cinn_fml 23
Or maybe she was just trying to be funny? If not, either reevaluate your life and figure out if it's her or you. Or just talk to her and ask.
TheJaQ 0
Perhaps it's both...
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Comments (91)
jbonzi 0
this is not an FML! come back when you have a real FML.
breakingakajav 0
WTF? seriously..this gets on FML wow...sad
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Simple test: Does she say "Thanks for noticin' me" or "You're welcome for noticin' you"? If it's the former, she's the pathetic one. If it's the latter, well...
ahhnonomhisdude 0
mmmmmmmm eeyore. hey you don't have her number do ya?
fmltiligothigh 0
its because you are sad and pathetic!
sourgirl101 29
Maybe you look like Pooh.
seahorses4eva 4
If it's because she's sad and pathetic, I think this would be FHL. If it's because you're sad and pathetic...maybe you should ask her for lessons on how to speak accordingly.
DakotaCat 4
Maybe it does'nt mean anything and you are a pathetic fool that jumps to conclusions?
skyttlz 32
LMAO
skyttlz 32
Wait what exactly is an Eeyore voice
UofLCardFan08 6
Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh.