Today, a girl I work with was talking to me in an Eeyore voice. I'm not sure if it's because she's sad and pathetic, or if she thinks I'm sad and pathetic. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to step out of my comfort zone and talk to my coworker because people have been saying I’m too shy. I say, "Hey" to a girl and she made fun of my voice. She’s the one who told me to talk more. FML
Today, after weeks of everyone at work avoiding me, I finally asked my coworker what was up. She informed me, “You’re 350lbs and try to dress like an office siren, it’s pathetic to look at.” FML
Today, I had a conversation with the cute girl I like at work for the first time. I told her I worked in the camping department of the store, and we had a long chat about how she heard that the guy who runs that department is a complete dick head. I am the guy who runs that department. FML
Today, we didn't have much to do at work, so I struck up a conversation with a coworker I have a crush on - a girl with one arm. I wanted to tell her I thought she was pretty, but I ended up saying I thought she looked like a pirate queen. FML
Today, I was talking to a female friend online. She was typing out a story bit by bit about how awful she was feeling after being teased. I was responding with, "So, so true" but because of my slow typing it appeared after she wrote, "Doesn't help being fat." FML
Today, my coworker keeps loudly saying things like, "Oh, now THIS!" If I don't ask, "What?" she pouts. If I do ask, she tells me, at length and with very bad grammar, how every one of our colleagues and partners is either stupid, rude or out to get her. FML
Today, the only cute girl in my office made fun of me because I'm 27 and bring fruit cups with my lunch. FML
Today, I said something in class and someone mimicked me. In a self-pitying mood, I exclaimed, "Everybody hates me!" The girl behind me then said, "Pretty much." FML
Today, another employee scolded me for being "socially awkward". The same employee who just before had a 10 minute discussion with a client about her poop. FML
Today, I met a girl who had a deeper voice than I do. FML
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Cinn_fml 23
Or maybe she was just trying to be funny? If not, either reevaluate your life and figure out if it's her or you. Or just talk to her and ask.
TheJaQ 0
Perhaps it's both...
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Comments (91)
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
Does your boss get paid extra for babysitting your dumb asses?
IrishWildMan 3
I believe you are overanalyzing the situation OP. Mayhap she was talking to you in that voice just for the sake of talking to you in that voice. Eh OP?
relyo 0
Frankly if you have to ask then you probably already know. YDI
GrEaT_BaMbInO 0
Do you come off as sad and pathetic? If so it's probably you. Perk up life is to short to mope around. And plus it affects everyone around you. people don't like to be drug down.
moncheri1314 0
you cannot be "drug down." Just sayin
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for being sad and pathetic, talking to sad and pathetic people while being sad and pathetic yourself, and for trying to pick up on a tranny and thinking it's a chick doing an Eeyore impression.
GrEaT_BaMbInO 0
Vivid imagination. lol
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Yes... that's it... imagination... b/c it's never happened to me. Ever. Not once. Nope.
GrEaT_BaMbInO 0
lol
imright24 0
If you feel the need to come here and complain about something like that, it's definitely you.
ccook85 0
I was about to say the same thing when I saw your post. Complaining about something like this to FML means it's definitely you who is sad and pathetic OP. She was probably just being funny. It's a funny voice to use, one that I myself have used many times for a cheap laugh. "Everything happens to Eeyore."
SaRah_In_LoVe 0
Honestly, maybe she's just an annoying girl who doesn't have the people skills to read that her using that voice bothered you. Or maybe now she got the reaction she wanted.
derschadenfreude 5
Speaking of Eeorye... Peter Cullen, the voice of Eeyore, is better known for voicing Optimus Prime. once it's pointed out, you'll realise they sound a lot alike.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Oh, well. The Decepticons are going to win anyway, so what's the point. Not that anyone's listening anyway.
bluefairy_fml 24
I have no idea what Eeyore means, but you are sad and pathetic ONLY IF you think you are sad and pathetic.
Cinn_fml 23
How do you not know who Eeyore is? It's the donkey from Winnie the Pooh! Though the rest of your post is correct.
RedPillSucks 33
And why did this Winnie person pooh on her self? *runs and hides behind Eyesore,... , Eehore, ..., I mean Eeyore*
Cinn_fml 23
I can't decide if that was awfully good, Pen, or awfully bad... Due to your previous services to FML and comedy I'm going to go with good. :P
bluefairy_fml 24
36, it's very easy: in my country they didn't air Winnie the Pooh when I was a kid ;) So how was I to know about all the characters in that cartoon?
Cinn_fml 23
That's fair enough, Bluefairy. I was brought up on it, I tend to think that everyone should know it.
prov401 0
how is this FML when u don't even kno wat she mean by it. smh