Xandriajoy10
Australia
Today, a fly flew into my ear canal and got stuck. It was the most horrifying two minutes of my life. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
WTFLY
Hilo, United States
Today, a small fly flew straight up into my nose. I spent 10 minutes trying to blow/scratch/pick it out to no avail. I can still feel it moving. FML
sneaky1324
Calgary, Canada
Today, I woke up by inhaling a fly up my nose, and feeling it twitching and slowly dying inside my nasal cavity. FML
K.O
United States
Defeated
Today, a fly landed on my ear. The suddenly loud buzzing noise scared me so badly that out of instinct, I punched the side of my head so hard that I actually made myself really dizzy. The worst part? I didn't kill the fly. Jackass fly: 1, Dumbass me: 0. FML
Anonymous
Tyler, United States
Fancy a pint?
Today, while I was relaxing outside drinking a beer after a long day, a moth decided to fly right into my ear canal. I instinctively threw my hand up to swat it out. With the same hand holding the beer. I soaked the side of my face and down my ear. At least I got the bug out. FML
jaqlove
Clementon, United States
Today, I woke up with a cockroach in my ear. FML
JK710
United States
What are you doing ear?
Today, I discovered that the hearing in my left ear is still good. I haven't been able to hear that well out of it for 2 weeks and I thought I popped an eardrum and waited for it to heal. I stuck a Q-Tip in there to clean it out. Turns out there was actually a dead fly in my ear. For 2 weeks. FML
Anonymous
Littleton, United States
Top o' the mornin' to ya
Today, I woke up bright and early… because a spider crawled into my ear. FML
jamblasticus
United States
Ewwww
Today, I was walking in the park when I saw an attractive girl walking nearby. I approached her to strike up a conversation when suddenly a large fly invaded my left nostril, and became lodged inside. After picking out the bloody fly pieces, I looked up to see the girl walking away, gagging. FML
John
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Saint Lucia
Creepy crawlies
Today, I discovered that it is possible for bugs to lay eggs in your ears. FML
Anonymous
Victoria, Canada
I am the passenger
Today, when I went to the bathroom, I found an earwig in my underpants. Yes, it was alive. FML
Top comments
GloUp_fml 18
So you found out what all the buzz was about?
alaen 17
White noise won't be the same
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muarif 19
Ahh, I have gone through it too. I felt like hammering my head off!
RedCronos 17
I hate flies.
ohSNAPyall 27
They love you!
autumn_2069 2
Omg I'm sorry
ViviMage 40
Vinegar or rubbing alcohol, diluted with water, will kill it and drain it free of the ear. Least it decided this wasn't a new home!
guttedbrit 26
when a fly gets too close to your ear, and you cringe, it's horrid. so the fact you had one stuck in your ear must have been so awful. FYL op, thank god it was only two minutes!
samlovesham1234 9
Ugh, I had that happen to me when I was in grade three. While I was sleeping. The buzzing sound woke me up.
annoyed146578 12
FYL OP that happened to me once and it was awful. Someone had to put water in my ear to get it out. Ugh I'll never forget that feeling.
HeatherFeatherB 31
I once woke up at 3 in the morning because I felt something happen with my ear but couldn't figure out what so I went back to sleep. During the day for several hours, I kept hearing crackling sounds and kept touching at my ear. Finally, I must have hit my ear the right way and I saw a spider fall to the ground. Try that for horrifying. Thankfully, I didn't actually know it was a spider until I saw it fall out.
burntntattered 13
Omg that happened to me once except it was like a beetle and it hurt sooooo bad
iBiteUrFaceXO 13
A fruit fly once flew into my eye. It was tiny so I couldn't get it out so my mum had to use tweezers to scrape it out.
kkhk1 7
I would freak out so much