Xandriajoy10
Australia
Today, a fly flew into my ear canal and got stuck. It was the most horrifying two minutes of my life. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
WTFLY
Hilo, United States
Today, a small fly flew straight up into my nose. I spent 10 minutes trying to blow/scratch/pick it out to no avail. I can still feel it moving. FML
sneaky1324
Calgary, Canada
Today, I woke up by inhaling a fly up my nose, and feeling it twitching and slowly dying inside my nasal cavity. FML
K.O
United States
Defeated
Today, a fly landed on my ear. The suddenly loud buzzing noise scared me so badly that out of instinct, I punched the side of my head so hard that I actually made myself really dizzy. The worst part? I didn't kill the fly. Jackass fly: 1, Dumbass me: 0. FML
Anonymous
Tyler, United States
Fancy a pint?
Today, while I was relaxing outside drinking a beer after a long day, a moth decided to fly right into my ear canal. I instinctively threw my hand up to swat it out. With the same hand holding the beer. I soaked the side of my face and down my ear. At least I got the bug out. FML
jaqlove
Clementon, United States
Today, I woke up with a cockroach in my ear. FML
JK710
United States
What are you doing ear?
Today, I discovered that the hearing in my left ear is still good. I haven't been able to hear that well out of it for 2 weeks and I thought I popped an eardrum and waited for it to heal. I stuck a Q-Tip in there to clean it out. Turns out there was actually a dead fly in my ear. For 2 weeks. FML
Anonymous
Littleton, United States
Top o' the mornin' to ya
Today, I woke up bright and early… because a spider crawled into my ear. FML
jamblasticus
United States
Ewwww
Today, I was walking in the park when I saw an attractive girl walking nearby. I approached her to strike up a conversation when suddenly a large fly invaded my left nostril, and became lodged inside. After picking out the bloody fly pieces, I looked up to see the girl walking away, gagging. FML
John
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Saint Lucia
Creepy crawlies
Today, I discovered that it is possible for bugs to lay eggs in your ears. FML
Anonymous
Victoria, Canada
I am the passenger
Today, when I went to the bathroom, I found an earwig in my underpants. Yes, it was alive. FML
Top comments
GloUp_fml 18
So you found out what all the buzz was about?
alaen 17
White noise won't be the same
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MRVOlivia 22
Go to a doctor and get checked for eggs just in case. That happened to a patient at my clinic. Larvae were growing in her ear.
sourbuttons 12
That is the most mortifying thing I've ever heard :S
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
mortiflying*
Shay_Shay97 23
That is one of my biggest fears of all time. Did anybody else cringe just reading this?
ZettaV 3
i cringed really badly when i finished reading this, oh god..
S_Gnu 17
That must have been a real drossophilia melanogaster...uh...shit.
scottishoatmeal 22
How can people be clicking that OP deserved this?
Jayms_fml 32
I had a friend that would click on both buttons, you deserved it and I agree your life sucks, just because. He didn't care if the OP deserved it or not, he would click both no matter what.
isuckwithnames 22
Has your friend ever explained why he does that?
nemouisu 22
I guess it didn't come out the other side then
Chikiriwak 17
Did the fly die? F it's life if yes
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
Its*
ohSNAPyall 27
****, it is life.*
YellowSquirrel92 17
The same thing happen to my grandma. She had to go to the doctor to get the fly removed. Then the doctor put the fly in the sink and washed it down the drain. But it survived and a moment later it started to crawl out of the drain and up the sink.
Ichiya 29
Was she and the op related to the old lady who swallowed the fly?
Railroader 16
Had a co-worker who had this happen to him. It didn't come out, it lodged itself so far up his ear he had to go to a doctor to have it removed.
XxxT3rr4xxX 25
Hey at least it wasn't a bee or a wasp.
HarmoniousMe 11
The terror I felt when I read this is indescribable... I didn't even think of that.
dwcuzzz 11
Ha. I had a junebug stuck in my ear...