Today, a customer threw his cup of coffee at me screaming that it wasn't hot enough. Well, maybe it wasn't hot enough for him, but it was sure hot enough to burn me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I set my cup of coffee down on the stall floor to take care of my business. A hand reached under the stall door and took my coffee. I yelled to give it back, calling them obscene names. Moments later, my fresh coffee came flying over the door. I'm burned from my head to my legs. FML
Today, a customer screamed at me, because her iced coffee tasted exactly like coffee, and she hates coffee. Sadly, this isn't even the most insane person I've had to deal with at this job. FML
Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML
Today, while taking to-go orders at my restaurant, a customer called saying he wanted his food well done. He even said, “Burn it to a crisp.” Which is what I told the kitchen. When he came to pick it up, he opened his food, inspected it and screamed, “Not this burned, you damn retard!” and threw it at me. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to put a few extra spoonfuls of sugar in my co-worker's coffee. He thought it would be funny to throw the boiling hot coffee over my crotch. FML
Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML
Today, my boyfriend “accidentally” spilled a cup of hot tea on my lap at the dinner table. I had to get treated for second degree burns, because the skin on my lap was heavily saturated with the stuff. Apparently, he’s still mad at me for buying a male coworker a present for his birthday. FML
Today, while working the drive-through, a woman ordered a large coffee with four creams. I handed her the coffee, and she took a sip. She then hurled it at me, screaming, "I said four creams, not five!" and sped off, leaving me drenched in hot coffee. FML
Today, while pulling out of my work parking lot, I had a piping hot coffee tossed at me through my passenger window. I don't know if I was more amazed by this guy's exquisite aim or the fact that his coffee was so sweet I tasted the diabetes. FML
Today, while I was working at Starbucks, a customer dumped a hot chocolate on me and yelled, saying it wasn't his order. The order actually belonged to a 4-year-old boy with the same name, who started screaming when he didn't get his chocolate. FML
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Top comments
Shadow_Phantom 26
Wow... what an ass. FYL.
im_bored_tired 12
as kelso would yell... " BURN!!!!!"
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Comments (150)
aturcios1 7
woww thats messed i would be pissed
BIEBERSLAYER 10
Throw the damn coffee pot at him I'm sure that'll be hot enough
Mirorbo 27
I hate seeing people like this. No...they're not people. They're clearly animals... I really hope the burns weren't too serious, darling... So sorry you have to put up with such vile creatures on the job...
allie2590 31
Your comment insults animals.
gev 0
So you'll be suing his dumb ass and pressing charges, right?
preetaleet 9
I'm sorry OP. Some people are just dicks.
Salkadi 9
that's called assault and battery (criminal and civil)
truehitman2010 0
that's when you make the hotest coffe you can make pull his pants down and throw it at his balls
EarAcheMyEYE10 2
Give him a hot cup of coffee!!! with cream, spit and sugar....then his creme filled donut with .... because defective customers derserve the best customer service!!! if that's not enough... wipe his dollar bill change all over your bare ass and hand it back to him with a smile!!!
sweet_candy_ 17
What an asshole. It's a shame Some people have no manners.
constantine91 0
I hate rude customers! It's not like you intended for it to be "cold."