Makeitdance
Pleasanton, United States
Today, a customer asked me how long our 6-inch sandwich was. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Username
United States
Today, the guy at Subway asked if I wanted to make my sandwich a footlong. I'm not sure what came over me, but before I realized what I was saying, I'd told him that I couldn't handle 12 inches. FML
confused_cashier
Herndon, United States
Today, while working as a cashier at a fast food restaurant, a customer asked me how many chicken nuggets were in our 6 count chicken nuggets. FML
Anonymous
East Brunswick, United States
Today, while working the Sunday rush at the deli, I held up a piece of ham to a blind customer and asked him if it was thick enough. FML
matte
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Australia
Get back here!
Today, whilst working at Subway, I took an order for 6 footlongs. The entire process took 15 minutes due to the customer's hesitant and glacial pace. When it came to paying, he pulled out his wallet, looked inside, looked at me, and walked quickly out of the store. FML
Anonymous
Flustration
Today, I got flustered by the gorgeous sandwich artist at Subway and ordered a “meat-long foot-ball.” On Rye of course. FML
breadcrumb
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Kansas City, United States
Customer service
Today, while at work, a customer, who was also on his phone, rudely asked what kinds of bread we had for his sandwich. After I told him we had many different kinds to offer, he cut me off, told me to stop playing stupid, and stormed out after holding up a long line of people. FML
Richie
United States
Subbed
Today, my girlfriend and I were buying Subway. When it came to ring up the order the lady asked us together or separate? My girlfriend looked and said separate. Half-jokingly, I asked if it was some sort of hint. She looked at me and said yes. I got broken up over a 12-inch ham sub. FML
Gray_Kitty
Omaha, United States
Today, a woman came in to order lunch. She ordered a sandwich then asked for me to configure it precisely to her complicated desires. This took a whole 5 minutes, during the lunch rush. When I told her the cost, she decided it was too expensive and cancelled her order. FML
epicsandwichartist
United States
Today, while working at a sandwich shop, we had a shortage and could only put so many veggies on one sandwich. I explained this to one man who was grumpy about it, but kept on ordering. I thought everything went well. He thought my face was a good target to launch his completed sandwich at. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML
Top comments
lfrider92 21
It's a food long of course
ItsAUnicorn 27
Wasn't it some foreigner? I don't know how much 1 inch is too, because we use centimeters here
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Comments (156)
cookiegirl1354 5
Actually it might just be F their life instead of yours. They were the stupid ones.
TehShowstopper 6
that's a special kind of stupid...
Chibi_Kitten 24
Definitely bigger than that customer's brain!
magnusisagoat 2
not the. size of his divk
exhibit_1 2
Omg everyone just start crying because this person had a stupid question asked to him
FMLPostsFinest 5
It's a joke
lizard365 12
omg I'm an idiot once at subway the women asked if I wanted a 6 inch or a foot long and I asked which one is bigger fml I'm still disappointed in myself
darkfireflame 15
Welcome to food service.
hotany 13
technically some sandwiches are not proportionally sized
bleedingglitter 24
I always respond half a foot so they don't get pissy.