Today, while working as a cashier at a fast food restaurant, a customer asked me how many chicken nuggets were in our 6 count chicken nuggets. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally asked the cashier at Wendy's how much their 99 cent chicken nuggets were. I guess he is still laughing at me. FML
Today, a customer asked me how long our 6-inch sandwich was. FML
Today, I saw a man help an elderly lady with her tray at the local McDonald's. I wanted to do something nice for him, so I added a couple extra nuggets in his meal. He later came up to me and told me I was dumb and didn't know how to count, and that was why I was working at McDonald's. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me because I wouldn’t sell her a boneless chicken bucket with extra fries, beans, coleslaw and Pepsi. I work at Subway. FML
Today, at work, I had to shovel down 5 burgers, 3 (4 piece) nuggets, 8 regular fries, and 8 orange juices from McDonald's. When my officemates asked about my "food trip", I told them I was just really hungry. I couldn't tell them I only did this to complete the toy set. FML
Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML
Today, while checking out a couple at work, I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day. The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side, and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was for making the prices so high. I work at McDonald's. FML
Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
Today, at work as a manager at pizza place, I got yelled by a customer because they got one fewer paper plates than they asked for. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman asked me what came on a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit. Trying not to laugh, I respond, "Bacon, egg, and cheese." She then realizes the stupidity of her question, and launches three dollars worth of quarters at my face and says, "Laugh at that, jerk." FML
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Top comments
Tripartita 45
If you say "five" you might get a bonus nugget for yourself!
Stuby14 19
The customer may always be right, but they are usually also pretty dumb.
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Comments (69)
Tripartita 45
If you say "five" you might get a bonus nugget for yourself!
fargen 21
The blindness is astounding
tantanpanda 26
illiteracy
Ladisa 28
#2, #8: *Stupidity. Neither vision nor literacy was needed, since he knew he was asking about the six count of nuggets.
Stuby14 19
The customer may always be right, but they are usually also pretty dumb.
kbsimmer 14
Hahahaha NO. The customer is usually wrong.
TheCrazier 3
but its a question not a statement....
lol_damn_bro 14
You'd be surprised what people ask me at the McDonalds drive thru
PePziNL 20
"How much for a $1 menu?"
FutureMartian 4
"What's a cranberry orange muffin?"
Oh_No_Not_Him 25
The derivation of the Schrodinger equation?
AlittleSanity 11
It could be that their order is constantly messed up and they only get 5 nuggets and are ensuring that they get all 6 nuggets .... Wouldn't be the first time I had to ask something stupid so my order wasn't messed up. I once asked for the egg mcmuffin and was asked if I wanted that as a meal, I said no just the mcmuffin sandwich by itself not a combo and they literally gave me a toasted mcmuffin without egg, cheese, or ham. So yeah sometimes I ask very stupid questions to ensure I get exactly what I asked for.... just saying.
mds9986 24
I went into McDonald's once and they forgot the patty on my burger. I just got the bun with all the toppings -.-
LanipatorX14 5
one time i just got a bun
zedjaleaf1 11
Should've pissed hellfire into his right eye.
Dilexar 26
clever. I see what you did there.
Xandrick 22
Heheh, that reference.
Viper_Revenge 10
Mah names Shathed and I can only count to 6! What the heck come after six?
PePziNL 20
Babies
Illen 1
Alas, the catch-22 situation. If you snark '5', you'll be an asshole; if you answer '6', you'll still be considered an asshole. -_-
AverageAvarice 23
Or, you have to option of answering in a polite way and not making a big deal about the stupidity of the question. People sometimes ask stupid questions, that isn't really even an FML in my opinion. If you can't take dumb questions don't work in customer service. Unless you are condescending or appear annoyed in your delivery of information, you can't really be seen as an asshole. I've dealt with way worse in healthcare, even to the point of physical assault. I would have said six and kept it moving.
uncommonwater 5
You could probably just left it as "working as a cashier at a fast food restaurant
nanner6206 24
"you could probably just left it..." ??
shandu7 10
"half a dozen"