Today, while at work, a customer, who was also on his phone, rudely asked what kinds of bread we had for his sandwich. After I told him we had many different kinds to offer, he cut me off, told me to stop playing stupid, and stormed out after holding up a long line of people. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked into a store to buy a type of bread I like. The stuff was sold out, so I asked an employee when they'll be restocking it. The employee yelled at me, because, "They do have that bread," walks to the isle, and then when she saw that they really were out of the bread, she walked off. FML
Today, I told a customer the bread he wanted has been discontinued. He replied with, "Are you serious? What is your name? I'm going up front to complain about you." I still don't understand how that's specifically my fault. FML
Today, while working at a sandwich shop, we had a shortage and could only put so many veggies on one sandwich. I explained this to one man who was grumpy about it, but kept on ordering. I thought everything went well. He thought my face was a good target to launch his completed sandwich at. FML
Today, at work, a customer asked for my number. When I declined, he made a huge scene, shouting and scaring other customers. He tipped me seven cents. FML
Today, as I was working at a bakery, a woman stormed in, cut in front of the line, and began yelling at me. She claimed I didn't give her a sandwich earlier and demanded a refund. She got the refund out of my paycheck, and as she was leaving she muttered, "Ha, works every time." FML
Today, while at work, a customer refused to speak louder, despite me asking her to do it several times. As a result, I took her order incorrectly. The customer then finally decided to raise her voice, but only to yell at me about my poor listening skills. FML
Today, as I was working in retail, this guy shoved me into the shelves for asking if he needed help with anything, screaming at me that I need to leave him alone. FML
Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML
Today, I was cussed out by a customer who was unhappy, and he asked to speak with my manager. When I told him I owned the store, he said that that was the problem. Apparently women are "too flaky" to run a bakery properly. FML
Today, my boss came around to my way of thinking. He called our customers a "bunch of assholes" and to kick them out if they gave me trouble. When a lady began yelling at me for "setting the damn prices too high" I told her to leave. My boss soon bitched me out for being unprofessional. FML
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Top comments
Idiotskillme 20
Stupid is as stupid does, OP. He obviously hasn't been taught manners
mds9986 24
Sounds more like he was just bored and trolling you. Then again, human stupidity has surprised me in the past.
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mds9986 24
Sounds more like he was just bored and trolling you. Then again, human stupidity has surprised me in the past.
jadenjacksonm 14
Never seems to fail to do so has it?
Benmantha 31
"The customer is always right."
Miss_Chevious 37
Or unbelievably stupid.
Way2Fast8 20
Sometimes people just act unnecessarily like dicks
KawaiiPinkie 11
The customer is always right, even when they are wrong, they are right. But then you also have the times where they are just wrong and no matter how you look at it, they just can't be right.
Idiotskillme 20
Stupid is as stupid does, OP. He obviously hasn't been taught manners
abbyade 21
Well he didn't deserve to be served anyway with that attitude. I hope he didn't get you in trouble and you were able to serve the other customers with no trouble. Some people are just weird
danceinconverse 25
I really hope he hasn't "bread". People like that are why we can't have nice things.
katertott 44
At least he left of his own accord and didn't continue to hold people up for much longer. That could have turned ugly.
PenguinBitch 44
I hope he didn't linger long enough to infect the other customers with the Stupid.
A07 48
People like these are the reason why employees need to be allowed to refuse people service without getting told off or laid off by their managers, Sorry OP, there's no known cure for stupid, yet.
suckceed 17
So instead of answering his question, you just said we have 'many kinds'. Would it not have been better to do your job and list the types you had, so he could pick one and go on his merry way?
jenjen2633 17
Op said that the customer cut them off when saying "we have many different kinds". It is possible op was going to then list the various kinds of bread they had.
vreid 20
Notice how he said "then he cut me off" as in "we have many different kinds" was a prelude to the long list he was about to give
PenguinBitch 44
#11 sounds like one of those people who would always "need to speak to the manager" regarding some simple shit.
wheelchairchick 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I agree seem like the server was in a bad mood and didn't do their job. I think the phone thing upset them.
brand125 17
do you people not read? the op was cut off before they had a chance to tell them what kinds of bread they had, they were obviously going to. jeeze dumbass...
whitnayfortooh 29
some ******* people