Today, a coworker jokingly noted that my signature looks like "Pedo". I couldn't see it that way, so I asked some other people for their opinion. They confessed they'd always thought it looked like "Pedo", but never said anything. My name is Peele. I've been signing it off as Pedo for 10 years. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I noticed that I've been spelling my company's name wrong in my email signature for over a year. FML
Today, someone told me that my initials really fit my personality. I took it as a strange compliment, until I realized my initials spell "EW". FML
Today, I realized that the guy I've been sending anonymous, dirty emails to knows who I am. My signature, which includes my full name, was automatically added to the end of every email. FML
Today, I got an email from a colleague with a picture in it of shit on the toilet seat. The email said, "Not pointing fingers but I left you out of the last email." I pee a lot and so I use the toilet a lot. I think everyone at work thinks it was me. FML
Today, I found out that I’ve been greeting a coworker by the wrong name for six weeks. The worst part? They never corrected me because they thought it was funny, especially because it turns out to be their mom's name. FML
Today, I saw a few old co-workers at the bar. They recognized me and started calling me by the nickname they had for me that I was unaware of. It appears I was known as "butch megan" by the entire office for 2 years. FML
Today, I received my employee ID, which I have to wear at all times at my new job. The only problem is that in my photo, I look like a donkey having a seizure. Customers keep snickering at it, and my boss thinks I posed like that deliberately. FML
Today, I learned what my office nickname means. My nickname? Butterface. FML
Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML
Today, I introduced myself, Pete, to my new coworkers at a shipyard. An hour into my shift, everyone started calling me "re-Pete" because I have a bit of a stutter. FML
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blcksocks 19
I really hope your last name isn't bear
Queen_bee1234 21
I really hope it is.
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Comments (64)
sprints54 19
Subconsciously telling everyone your a pedo?
fmlrulesBolt 14
Is that you Jordan?
The_Skittish_One 27
Aww, if you never say it that way then it's not your fault, OP. That's a shame
rockwrench 18
On the bright side, no crooks will want to forge you name on a check.
SydLovesLacey 18
Lmao, I think that's hilarious. Don't change it!
FUCKENBEAST 9
Keel and peele
gabrielamartin 7
"Pedo" is spanish for fart.. Lol
Deku_Cutie 12
if people know you're actual name, then it shouldn't matter.
Colon_Man 17
What if they don't? I've had sales people try to be suave and address me by name based on my signature, only to give up and call me "sir".
Dean__Winchester 16
This would sucks if you were a doctor...
BDA_fml 5
I guess that explains why you didn't get the job at the day care center.