Today, a couple stopped me on the beach to take a picture of them kissing in front of the sunset. I agreed feeling generous, until they continued making out after the picture was taken, leaving me standing there awkwardly with their camera. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked a woman to take a picture of me and my girlfriend kissing on the beach. When I looked up, the woman and my phone were gone. FML
Today, I was taking a group shot with my friends when I asked a stranger to take the picture for us. He backed up and told us to squish closer together, and when he was at least 20 feet away, he turned and ran off with my camera. FML
Today, I was looking at my wedding photos. The photographer moved onto the "candid" shots and thought it would be cute to have pics of us making out at the reception. I have blonde hair. The girl in the picture did not. FML
Today, after some cajoling, I finally posed naked for my long-term partner and his Polaroid camera. After saying he would cherish the intimate snapshots forever, he almost immediately forgot them on a crowded bus. FML
Today, after a romantic dinner, movie, and stroll in the park, we had our first kiss. It would have been perfect, had a passerby not thrown rubbish at us for "unnecessary public display of affection." FML
Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?" I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML
Today, I tried to take a cute selfie in front of a café window. I didn’t realize there were people inside, specifically the café staff, who were watching see me posing, pouting, and flipping my hair for a full two minutes. When I finally realised they were there, they gave me the thumbs up while imitating my poses. FML
Today, I went in for a hug with my friend, but she leaned in for a kiss on the cheek at the same time. What followed was a full-on awkward face collision where I ended up kissing her on the lips. We both stood there, staring at each other before I muttered, “Sorry, gross." She really took it personally. FML
Today, I was walking along a crowded pier when I stopped to read a sign next to an oddly placed bush. Not even two seconds later, a man popped out of the bush and made me wet myself. People were filming it. FML
Today, I was at an amusement park with friends. We wanted to get a picture of all four of us, so we asked a nice-looking man to take it for us on my brand-new iPhone 6s. He took something. Unfortunately, it wasn't a picture. FML
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abhi95 31
You should started walking away with the camera.. That would have caught their attention!
Lunantic 6
That's when you start getting into it and take more pictures. "Good, keep going. More tongue."
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Comments (101)
Dom1991 3
i will keep taking pics of them :-P
assm1234 11
What if this is for a show like 'balls of steel'?! Hope you didn't awkwardly stand there with the camera for too long!
Thatmascot 7
Should've have joined in, OP.
somebody77722 3
Should'va taken several pictures at various angles... I would've taken some extra with my phone too.
CrazyManNo9 29
Put it down and walk away. Just walk away...
burningpassion69 6
Should of just kept taking pictures of them
joshr94 4
That happened to me once, I dropped the camera in the sand and walked away. Nobody got time for that
Vivasarous 4
D'Aww..
noobsatin 19
that's good. you should have have gotten into it.
Interwebzombie 15
You should have started recording a video and narrated it like it was a documentary. "Here we have a male and female in their natural habitat. As you can see, the pair are taking part in a show of affection. It is crucial for the male to please the female, otherwise this is the most affection he will receive."