Today, I was walking along a crowded pier when I stopped to read a sign next to an oddly placed bush. Not even two seconds later, a man popped out of the bush and made me wet myself. People were filming it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went for my usual morning run. Halfway through, I needed to pee, so I found a perfect bush… to walk in on a lady who had also stopped to pee. I was called a pervert. FML
Today, I was using a public restroom. As I lowered my pants, a man's head and arms popped out over the divider. He took a picture and immediately rushed out. FML
Today, I went on my afternoon stroll to my local park. As I reached the park a little boy was peeing in the bushes nearby. His mother called. As I walked by, he turned, still peeing, right to me. He ended up peeing on the front of my pants and on my shoes. My house is two miles away from the park. FML
Today, I was at a water park when my stomach started to hurt. I didn’t think anyone was behind me so was I ripped ass so hard, I almost shat myself. However, there was someone behind me, and the look they gave me was disturbing. FML.
Today, as I was walking home, I noticed a man and a woman arguing in their driveway. To avoid an awkward situation, I crossed the street. I then had to walk past a creepy guy watering his plants in his underwear while looking directly at me. FML
Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML
Today, I was out hiking when I needed to go pee. I thought no one was there because it isn't popular so I pulled down my pants. I heard footsteps so I pulled my pants back up and kept walking. There were people behind me, and one of them came up and said, "Hey, your undies are showing." I was wearing hot pink ones. FML
Today, I was sitting under a tree at a park. The dirt felt a little damp, so I assumed it was dew from the night. A homeless man walks over and asks me to move, then starts to pee under the tree, followed by another man. I was sitting in their bathroom. FML
Today, I was walking home when an old guy came up to me asking for directions. After I pointed him in the right direction, he held my hand, stroked my face then pushed me into a bush. FML
Today, I thought it would be a smart idea to walk out on the pier while the waves were 6 feet tall. I was having fun getting "splashed" by the waves crashing over until one wave knocked me over and dragged me 20 feet across the hard concrete pier. FML
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grant1023 5
Whats it called on YouTube?
Stylin_Since_97 10
Welcome to San Francisco, California! His name is the Bush Man. Its the most mediocre yet the smartest money scam i have ever seen a hobo come up with. How odd. Mind Blown 0.o
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grant1023 5
Whats it called on YouTube?
aFatFuck 0
I've seen those videos on YouTue before! Prepare to be a star.
HowAreYouToday 34
I can totally relate, op! That happened to me once too... But I didn't piss like a weeny...
Iamnotmyself 17
At least he wasn't like uncle Phil, he did some bad things behind that bush.
number0 8
Pics or it didn't happen
Gourmet_Taco 0
Atleast you didn't beat around the bush. Cut straight to the wetting.
animalsrule2010 2
try urban ninja
Maximus_Axiom 7
i bet fiftey bucks that it was in san francisco. bush man
fizzypop14 3
yeah people get off on that stuff and so it gets a ton of views
JessGivsBesitos 5
Bush Man strikes again!!!
alycion 39
They like to do that right by where I park for hockey games. I’ve wasted more time sitting on my car laughing at people. I mean you see the camera right there. They wouldn’t be recording the crowds that far from the arena.
BelleBelle_fml 11
Smile, you're on candid camera!
coolp3rson 0
Omg bushman?!?!
yomommma 6
That reminds me of Scary Movie.
AaronTkr 0
OP needs to provide us with a link.
Stylin_Since_97 10
Welcome to San Francisco, California! His name is the Bush Man. Its the most mediocre yet the smartest money scam i have ever seen a hobo come up with. How odd. Mind Blown 0.o
awesomeooo3 0
That's what I thought too! When I went to San Fran we saw Bush Man and it was absolutely HILARIOUS. He was making a fortune haha.
HeyLookJesus 11
You took the words right out of my mouth! Have you ever met the guy? Hes a pretty cool guy(:
vballer123456 0
There is actually three of them they are all great guys
shutterbug1190 14
Oh man I love bush man. Or men since there are more than one. My boyfriend almost peed his pants when I took him to the wharf and he scared him a few months ago. Ahhh good stuff. :)
unluckiestperson_fml 14
I'm considering leaving Scotland solely to meet this bush man
deadeyedex 6
Lol I love him once I saw him scare a asian and he almost did karate on him
Sarra88 4
I saw him a couple weeks ago! That was the funniest thing to watch!
sunny25 1
haha I've seen that hobo too, last time I went to San Fransisco (a week ago) he was there scaring people and a lot of people were recording:D
DReamBig24 0
Haha that's exactly what I thought when I read that post! BUSH MAN!
maevers 0
I love your style!!!! ;)
nativepimp 1
bush man is creepy haha
Henry2 5
Haha the bush man scared my girlfriend twice on the same street!
Gotrees 0
Bushman is freaking awesome.
Lolpizza_fml 0
Omg i saw him too! He then laughed at me and shook his money cup!! :O
ElainaCutsYou 0
Glad I scared you!
chaps93 6
Don't take the credit from Bushman!! He works hard;)
Nevitt 9
should have had a V8
0pt1mus 6
That makes no sense at all
iJasper 8
Yeah, it does. It's a joke. -.-
sxe_beast 11
mispost
sydie5 12
Win.
chocomilkshake 5
I don't know why that made me laugh so much
chuckychan 8
aim for the bushes
kinkajoujennie 0
I've ran into the Bush man before down the SF wharf... He is stinky!!!
mom0_fml 0
nealy shit myself in front of my whole family
mom0_fml 0
nealy shit myself in front of my whole family
marinus_fml 20
What did the sign say? Something like "caution, this sign has sharp edges"?
SmallTownCutie 0
Or, "Caution, there is a man in that bush"
btown99909 0
you just got punk'ed in 2 seconds!