Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML
Today, I was tailgated on the highway. There was a car in the lane next to me, and my tailgater was WAY too close to risk slowing down, so I sped up in order to switch lanes, which bumped me over the speed limit. That's when my tailgater turned on the flashing lights. FML
Today, I was driving through a crossroad on the main road. A driver from the right got road rage, as I didn't let him go first. He drove past me and started brake-checking me. After that he followed me over whole city to scream and curse at me in front of my flat. I didn't break any the laws. FML
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Today, I was tailgated by a car with his high beams on for an hour. Any time I changed my speed or lane, he would do the same. I finally managed to get away from him because a cop pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket. FML
Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML
Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML
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5t3ff1k4h 47
Wow. Seems like that cop knows the law well!
DaleksAreEpic 0
He must have been in a bad mood because he didn't get his daily donut fix.
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Comments (85)
dudeitsdanny 10
FYL. Some cops are douchebags. Go to the police station and ask them to give you a tape off the cop's car that day. After they review it, they might be willing to give it to you to contest the ticket if they don't want more trouble from you. Fight this. I don't know how well my plan would work, though.
sourgirl101 29
The camera doesn't turn on unless the police lights and siren are on. My neighbor's a cop and that's how his police car works. I'm not sure if all of them are set up that way.
ydi_4_suking 20
Cops suck ass!! They drive worst than normal people. Screw all cops
TryptamineDreame 0
My boyfriends mom works for internal affairs. My boyfriend got his car searched one time, and the car was in his fathers name, which is illegal to do if they don't have permission by the owner to search the vehicle, and he told the cop that he's telling his mom and told him what she does and the cop like completely changed his attitude and everything, lmao.
TurboTalon 0
I really don't think this is true. Most young people don't have their cars in their names because of insurance rates being so insane. If the law was that exact too many people would get off. Also on most cases the officer can use probable cause to search the vehicle without needing consent.
spanelli 16
Ever heard of the fourth Amendment?
sourgirl101 29
You can refuse to have them search your car but I believe that they can keep you there until they bring in sniff dogs. Either way, you're stuck there and wasting time. But your rights are your rights.
dani_c 0
she didn't say the car was I her bf's name. she said it was in his father's name.
tmmundy 17
I wld fight the ticket!!! go to court and tell the Judge what an idiot he/she has working for him/her!!!! and if it wasn't for u the city wld be paying ur dr bills!!!!
heyjenn 0
I wouldn't have to take you to court to show that you're an idiot.
smashgrab 0
There should be an IQ test before you are allowed to post a comment... It would put an end to things like this.
evilcartman 0
fight the ticket,he wont show up and you will win.
mintcar 10
Plain and simple: cops are assholes. Don't **** with them.
DylanLiebhart 0
you should have deducted him.
punkrulz 1
Deduct him? Are they doing the cops taxes? Or claiming the cop as a dependent?
Gloritank 8
Op probably isn't giving the whole story. Idk what kinda cops you guys know, but ours do their job.
Alleged_Cranium 7
many have attitudes: they carry guns and get paid less than the donut shop manager.
joseraph 4
But cops are just people, and some people are assholes.
LOLSWAT 0
abuse of power, **** yea
mintcar 10
LOL at OP's username. "Serve and protect...yeah right. " Haha.