Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML
Today, I was tailgated on the highway. There was a car in the lane next to me, and my tailgater was WAY too close to risk slowing down, so I sped up in order to switch lanes, which bumped me over the speed limit. That's when my tailgater turned on the flashing lights. FML
Today, I was driving through a crossroad on the main road. A driver from the right got road rage, as I didn't let him go first. He drove past me and started brake-checking me. After that he followed me over whole city to scream and curse at me in front of my flat. I didn't break any the laws. FML
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Today, I was tailgated by a car with his high beams on for an hour. Any time I changed my speed or lane, he would do the same. I finally managed to get away from him because a cop pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket. FML
Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML
Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML
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5t3ff1k4h 47
Wow. Seems like that cop knows the law well!
DaleksAreEpic 0
He must have been in a bad mood because he didn't get his daily donut fix.
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Comments (85)
sweet_candy_ 17
I hate when cops get away with things like that :(
Lancer_doosh 0
haha **** DA POLICE xD
sweet_candy_ 17
A guy in my math class has that tattooed on his hand.
1personinthiswor 0
sweet_candy_ He sounds majorly creepy.
sourgirl101 29
I know some one that has "Pay me Bitch" tattooed on his hand.(:
iheartglasses 0
I had a cop go 45 on the highway for no reason other than, what it seemed, to make his own parade.. No one wanted to pass him but me. Sometimes they have a bad day and feel like making people feel stupid...
Captain_Crankypa 2
Take it to court! Say the ticket resulted from you refusing to blow him!
Kiimy_fml 0
i HATE cops!!!!!! They abuse their power!! Cops suck fat DICKS!
lv426master 0
I hate it when pigs do shit like that, just to provoke you into breaking the law. I like cops, but I hate pigs.
michaelscott69 0
RAAAAAAGE!
Clover2009 0
If I remember right, that's called "baiting," which is illegal and you can take him to court over. The cop has a dash cam which (hopefully) caught most of it.
walterm 0
sounds like the cops here. 2 cops got charged with planting drugs on somebody because he slept with the cops sister. I respect law, but not who enforces it.
Cinn_fml 23
Well, I'm sure there'll be some way of getting the ticket annulled if you can prove that you weren't overtaking in a dangerous way. If you can prove he was driving in a dangerous way, that's even better. I guess trying to find some traffic cameras or something for that area would be your best bet, and getting the relevant officials to view them, but there might be better ways.
CloudEnvy 17
..Better ways? Yes! Steal a traffic camera and tape it to the roof - Kidnap a relevant official and take them with you wherever you go. Although they in themselves are criminal. Scratch that, go with Cinn's somewhat more polite and official way. There isn't much better?