Today, a close friend tried to kill me by running me over with her car. Why? Because I didn't want to share the pain meds I had due to a third-degree burn. My leg is now broken in 3 places, my ankle is shattered, and I have to use a walker because I'm too clumsy for crutches. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
Today, my friend broke ties with me after I came out of the hospital from attempted suicide. She was the one who called the police for me to go in there in the first place. FML
Today, I'm lying in a hospital bed with two broken leg bones, a reattached tendon, and four screws holding my leg together. Why? Because I wanted chocolate milk and some asshat didn't see me walking across the road. FML
Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML
Today, I refused to ride with a friend on a motorcycle because it is unsafe and went to take the bus. As I got off the bus, I got hit by a speeding motorcycle and ended up in hospital. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell down the stairs and broke her ankle. She also had a bruise on her leg due to her friend biting her. I spent the night in the hospital to be there for her and support her, but I should have expected that the nurses would treat me like a criminal. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, I managed to break my ankle by running it over with the wheelchair I've used on a daily basis for the last 6 years. FML
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Top comments
notesz 21
I really hope you reported her immediately. She's a f*cking psychopath.
OnReceivingEnd 18
And when you called the cops, what did they tell you? You called the cops, right?
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Comments (32)
IAmClay 24
You should probably press charges and maybe even get a restraining order
DanielleinDC 34
I hope you press charges against your so-called friend. I also hope you sue her for any costs associated with your recovery as a result of her trying to kill you.
Davros 12
you better keep an eye out because I'm sure you were prescribed even more pain meds and your friend might come back.
Marta Perlicka 13
I am sorry to say this OP, but friends don’t act like that. I would re-evaluate your friendship with this person if I were you.
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
hope you reconsidered your close friends...
RichardPencil 32
Apparently, you survived this attempted murder, so according to Friedrich Nietzsche and Kelly Clarkson*, your friend made you stronger! *They’d make a cute couple, don’t ya think?
interesting33 37
this is hilarious!
RoseCrystal 17
This psycho is in jail right???
NostalgiaFreak9 43
She'd better enjoy those attempted murder charges.
Shelby Ivey 12
So you called the cops and sued her for attempted murder right?
thatslifeiguess7 16
You do mean ex friend? Plot twist this "friend" burned you and this is normal behavior