Today, a close friend tried to kill me by running me over with her car. Why? Because I didn't want to share the pain meds I had due to a third-degree burn. My leg is now broken in 3 places, my ankle is shattered, and I have to use a walker because I'm too clumsy for crutches. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
Today, my friend broke ties with me after I came out of the hospital from attempted suicide. She was the one who called the police for me to go in there in the first place. FML
Today, I'm lying in a hospital bed with two broken leg bones, a reattached tendon, and four screws holding my leg together. Why? Because I wanted chocolate milk and some asshat didn't see me walking across the road. FML
Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML
Today, I refused to ride with a friend on a motorcycle because it is unsafe and went to take the bus. As I got off the bus, I got hit by a speeding motorcycle and ended up in hospital. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell down the stairs and broke her ankle. She also had a bruise on her leg due to her friend biting her. I spent the night in the hospital to be there for her and support her, but I should have expected that the nurses would treat me like a criminal. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, I managed to break my ankle by running it over with the wheelchair I've used on a daily basis for the last 6 years. FML
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notesz 21
I really hope you reported her immediately. She's a f*cking psychopath.
OnReceivingEnd 18
And when you called the cops, what did they tell you? You called the cops, right?
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Comments (32)
sassypenguinxox 15
I would hit her with a lawsuit, a restraining order, and a “**** you, i’m so done with you” so fast she would not even have time to say “I’m sorry” first.
ArtLover 13
I think you need to revisit your definition of 'close friend'
lucasj23 11
ok. so...first of all she's obviously not a real friend. and what she did is assault so I hope you called the cops on her.
ACCOUNTKILLER 18
Unforgivable. I hope you reported her- I'd also get an order of restraint to protect yourself and just in case she tries to break into your home for your prescription.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Um... major lawsuit! Plus file a police report. That's attempted murder!
Takegami 22
What a dis-apologetic hate filled misanthropic douchebag. FYL OP. Hopefully those weren’t compound fractures.
withered 30
Is such pain medication common around the world or is this "an American thing"? I mean, they give you gas and put you to sleep at a dentist. We get injections that numb our mouth. I don't think such strong and addictive medication is often given out where I'm from.