Anonymous
Lynchburg, United States
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
kat
Reserved
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
JG
Melbourne, United States
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML
I'm a joke?
Today, I found out that me having a boyfriend is an on-going family joke. FML
shockedgirl
United States
Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out a friend of mine likes me. It wasn't by a cute gesture like a sweet little note, or a beautiful heartfelt confession like you might expect. He sprang at my boyfriend and choked him (while I strained to pull him off). Right during the middle of our 60+ student populated class. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Bridget
Orangeville, Canada
Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML
UglyApparently
United Kingdom
Today, I told a guy at work about my boyfriend. His immediate response was to ask me if I was making him up. He's the third person to react this way. FML
Anonymous
Classic
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Top comments
rebeccac12 18
maybe he thought you would have a girlfriend?
Googolman 29
I think there's probably a higher chance of you having a boyfriend than him having a girlfriend.
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Lalala579121 28
Unless OP was openly gay before this I don't think the classmate is necessarily being a dick. More like surprised and tactless, but aren't we all on occasion?
SquidApocalypse 9
This seems like a story that slipped through the cracks.
coquinchat 10
When one of my classmates found out I had a boyfriend he asked what was wrong with him.
kristinjeaneen 21
Congratulations on your new relationship! Don't let it bother you, once you finish school most of your classmates become irrelevant in your life.
retardalert 10
Well you're a guy, and gays aren't exactly common, so unless you were super openly gay, maybe he was surprised at that, rather than the fact that you were in a relationship
DoomedGemini 38
Uh..gays are not uncommon or rare.
CharybdisClan 15
Say "Yeah. You don't?"
dukemisery 18
Today, I found out my crush had a boyfriend. In a moment of panic , I said 'Really? YOU?!' I'm never going to get her. FML
Lalala579121 28
OP is a male.
QueenEWe 6
I get that too but because I'm fat. Like hello I'm awesome.
heatherrr17 19
That's so rude there's someone for everyone.
annalily5 28
The level of FML depends. Was he just surprised you are gay, which is like dumb on his part but not that big and FML, or did he just not think you were likely enough to get a boyfriend due to looks/personality/etc? Which would be an FML.