Today, a bunch of friends and I went skinny dipping in a pond. The guys all grabbed the ladies' underpants and waved then around. My bloody pad was inside of one of them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
Today, I went skinny-dipping with my friends. At one point, I jokingly pointed out how one of them had the smallest boobs of us all. She calmly got out of the pond, dried herself, scooped up our clothes and phones, and drove off in her car. The cops she called arrived soon after. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man drove up the dock we were on with his bike. After informing us that the dock was closed, and noticing all of our swimsuits on the dock, he refused to move his flashlight beam from us in the water. FML
Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML
Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML
Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML
Today, I was skinny dipping with some cute girls from school, one of which I really like. Everything was great until I caught a fish on my own personal nightcrawler and they had to take me to the ER. I'll forever be known as "Salmon Dick". FML
Today, I went swimming in a pond. I came out covered in leeches. Terrified, I screamed, flailed about and cried out for help until half a dozen people ran over. One of them was kind enough to point out that those leeches I was so afraid of were actually patches of mud. FML
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Saqib332 11
Bloody Hell.
kells1124 14
the string would be hanging out if she went skinny dipping lol and the pad wouldn't have been bloody if she had a tampon. ^
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Comments (193)
Jess0331 11
ugh use a tampon.
blackwidowtaco 31
Why didn't you wear a tampon if you knew you were going in the water with your friends? Would have saved you a little bit of embarrassment.
BubblesofDoom 4
Maybe she did? That doesn't change the fact that the guys were messing with her stuff.
nyes 17
Cmon. Periods are as natura as awkward boners. Nothing to be ashamed of. Atleast you're not carrying a fetus in your uterus.
elizacandle 29
your life wi be better if you try the Diva Cup
tiredofwaiting 25
Don't go skinny dipping during that time of month. For future reference wear a tampon.
DrowningMermaid 6
hahahahahahahah
straww_fml 13
Go mestrual cups!
casst14 3
Tampons, sister, tampons!
leogachi 15
What the **** is with all the YDI comments? Because Op happened to be on her period during what is reasonably assumed to be a spur of the moment activity, she deserved for some asshat to go through her things and steal her underwear? Do you guys even realize how twisted that logic is?
warender2 2
it was ****** up to grab her underwear, but it still doesn't take away how unsanitary the whole situation was. and the whole water stops the blood flow isn't true for everyone. at least they found out so they could decide if they wanted to continue to swim around in her blood. if I was with her, I'd wanna know if she was on her period so I could get out the water. spur of the moment or not.
jingleejanglee 17
To the people saying she should've worn a tampon: some girls can't.