Today, a bunch of friends and I went skinny dipping in a pond. The guys all grabbed the ladies' underpants and waved then around. My bloody pad was inside of one of them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
Today, I went skinny-dipping with my friends. At one point, I jokingly pointed out how one of them had the smallest boobs of us all. She calmly got out of the pond, dried herself, scooped up our clothes and phones, and drove off in her car. The cops she called arrived soon after. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man drove up the dock we were on with his bike. After informing us that the dock was closed, and noticing all of our swimsuits on the dock, he refused to move his flashlight beam from us in the water. FML
Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML
Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML
Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML
Today, I was skinny dipping with some cute girls from school, one of which I really like. Everything was great until I caught a fish on my own personal nightcrawler and they had to take me to the ER. I'll forever be known as "Salmon Dick". FML
Today, I went swimming in a pond. I came out covered in leeches. Terrified, I screamed, flailed about and cried out for help until half a dozen people ran over. One of them was kind enough to point out that those leeches I was so afraid of were actually patches of mud. FML
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Saqib332 11
Bloody Hell.
kells1124 14
the string would be hanging out if she went skinny dipping lol and the pad wouldn't have been bloody if she had a tampon. ^
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DoomedGemini 38
I have to ask, people keep freaking over the whole "skinny dipping" while on your period..what would a swimsuit do?
brandonwong 18
That is dangerous. That will attract pond sharks...
cmariep 6
I'm sorry. that's really nasty to go skinny dipping on your period. you deserved it for being nasty.
Britt125 16
Ugh that's nasty. I wouldn't want to be putting back on the same underwear and blood pad when I was done. Nasty. Ugh, it just grosses me out so much. Probably just shouldn't go skinny dipping while on your period. And well, you left your underwear out in the open around a bunch of boys... what did you expect? Especially when it's not like skinny dipping is a classy situation to being with. Not like they just walked into a locker room while you were showering and did that. You were jumping naked into a pond and leaving your clothes out in the open. Not surprising the guys were doing something like that, the tone was kind of set for some slightly wild fun. Is it necessarily right of them? No, but not unexpected either.
ripleythebard 12
"You left your underwear out around a bunch of boys, what did you expect?" Ummm.....how about some semblance of respect? Or perhaps for some grown ass men to not act like three year-old? It's not okay to go steal people's underwear, no matter what the situation is. The "men" should be ashamed of themselves, and deserve to be slapped.
chinaski7628 32
So, 59, because she consents to one activity (skinny dipping) she consented to have her things stolen and messed with? Because, for you, it's a "trashy" activity, she deserves to be humiliated and embarrassed?
jcfrisco 13
???
jtsmommy 11
You are braver than I, to get in the water like that, on your period.
uncle_ssaamm 12
he deserves it for taking her underwear... karma
marcranger 29
Wow, what a bunch of prudes here. So none of y'all have ever decided to have a bit of spontaneous fun even if circumstances were less than ideal? And I don't know if this is the case for OP, but I know I physically cannot put a tampon in, and I know other women who would really prefer not to. And calling OP disgusting because a bunch of guys were going around *grabbing other people's used underwear*? Um, time to have a good, long think about your definition of disgusting and who fits it, because if you're actually applying logic to the situation, the disgusting person here is NOT OP.
chinaski7628 32
Right? And the "boys will be boys" attitude excusing the boys' behavior is disturbing. I, personally, wouldn't go skinny dipping (or regular dipping) in a pond (gross-- I like my water highly chlorinated), but OP did nothing wrong. The boys are the gross ones.
ripleythebard 12
#76: I agree with everything you said except the "chlorinated" thing. I hate chlorinated water, and if I ever get a pool it will definitely be a saltwater pool. Anyway, "Boys will be boys" is a BS cop-out. "Boys will be boys" my lily-white behind. They should be just as accountable for their actions as any woman.
marcranger 29
I have heard that the reason that chlorine hurts the eyes isn't because of any special properties in the chlorine itself, it's because of how it reacts to the environment around it. In short, the more your eyes burn, the more piss there is in the water! Other than that, yeah, **** the "boys will be boys" shit. Also this whole nonsense blaming OP for being biologically female, basically.
chinaski7628 32
I've heard that, too. I'm not a fan of swimming in any public swimming pool--but I have a massive (and strange) phobia about fish. The thought of swimming in any natural body of water where there might be fish terrifies me. I'd rather swim in chlorinated human piss than in whatever the fish (and other organisms) are doing to that natural water *shudder*. But I'm a born and bred city girl-- nature and I don't mix.
ripleythebard 12
For me, it's not the chlorine burn. I've heard that myself, but my issue with chlorine is that 1) it smells awful. I hate the chemical/chlorine smell of chlorinated water. And 2) chlorine is dangerous as all hell, even in the form it's used in pools. I've cleaned pools every summer for most of my life, if you're not mindful you could suffocate when working with the chlorine filter. Saltwater pools are just safer, and (I've heard) much easier to work with than chlorine pools. Also cheaper, from what I've heard.
worldclassrager 41
So what happened next...did it fly out and hit someone?
mattrd_fml 31
Tampons FTW!