Today, a bunch of friends and I went skinny dipping in a pond. The guys all grabbed the ladies' underpants and waved then around. My bloody pad was inside of one of them. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
Today, I went skinny-dipping with my friends. At one point, I jokingly pointed out how one of them had the smallest boobs of us all. She calmly got out of the pond, dried herself, scooped up our clothes and phones, and drove off in her car. The cops she called arrived soon after. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man drove up the dock we were on with his bike. After informing us that the dock was closed, and noticing all of our swimsuits on the dock, he refused to move his flashlight beam from us in the water. FML
Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML
Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML
Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML
Today, I was skinny dipping with some cute girls from school, one of which I really like. Everything was great until I caught a fish on my own personal nightcrawler and they had to take me to the ER. I'll forever be known as "Salmon Dick". FML
Today, I went swimming in a pond. I came out covered in leeches. Terrified, I screamed, flailed about and cried out for help until half a dozen people ran over. One of them was kind enough to point out that those leeches I was so afraid of were actually patches of mud. FML
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Saqib332 11
Bloody Hell.
kells1124 14
the string would be hanging out if she went skinny dipping lol and the pad wouldn't have been bloody if she had a tampon. ^
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cottonmouth25 7
Has anyone given any thought that maybe she did wear a tampon in the water..? and mayybe she just forgot to take the pad out of her underwear or it was pretty new and she didn't wanna waste it and was going to keep wearing it afterwards..
yaoi_chan 8
Did you not see the "bloody pad" part?
helmiz 17
brainless
KrDizzy 16
Skinny dipping in a pond? That's nasty. Ponds are very stagnant and gross. FYL for doing such a disgusting thing lol.
ripleythebard 12
Ponds are not necessarily stagnant. Some are, some are not, just like lakes. Your assumption that the pond is stagnant--and that the water is gross, for that matter--is baseless.
KrDizzy 16
Every pond I've come across, is stagnant and disgusting. You're confusing a small lake with a pond. There's a difference.
KrDizzy 16
That's karma to those guys for being pervs and playing with your underwear. Maybe that'll teach them a lesson. Do people expect used underwear to be clean? Lol
RayRobles17 9
Why is everyone complaining about the guys taking the underwear it states that they were all friends and i would assume pretty good friends if you are going skinny dipping together they were ******* around not like they were making fun of the girls the fml is about her having a bloody pad in her underwear not her complaining about the guys taking her underwear
leogachi 15
@147 Because whether you're joking around or not, taking a person's underwear isn't okay.
warender2 2
im assuming she wouldn't have cared that they took her underwear if she wasn't on her period...
nutella4life 14
I guess this shows u to wear tampons more often
vesquivel62 12
I'm sure any girls not to o such thing, or anything close while on their period. Unless of course, their just thirsty.
ILikeKoalas 24
You are a retard for going skinny dipping *of all things* on your PERIOD, WITHOUT WEARING A TAMPON. YDI.
reburkah 17
To everyone saying that there's no way she could've been wearing a pad and a tampon and still gotten blood on the pad; I have an extremely irregular period and in the morning when I don't know how my flow is going to be that day I'll stick in a normal tampon and wear a pad. If it's a heavy day I'll bleed through the tampon onto the pad and not really notice until I use the restroom so, it's possible. Plus skinny dipping is usually spontaneous so if she was going with her girlfriends she could've just forgotten and jumped in. Periods don't consume your thoughts 24/7, especially around people you feel comfortable enough to skinny dip with.
lollypop30001 19
If your going swimming wear a tampon while on your period!