Today, a bunch of friends and I went skinny dipping in a pond. The guys all grabbed the ladies' underpants and waved then around. My bloody pad was inside of one of them. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
Today, I went skinny-dipping with my friends. At one point, I jokingly pointed out how one of them had the smallest boobs of us all. She calmly got out of the pond, dried herself, scooped up our clothes and phones, and drove off in her car. The cops she called arrived soon after. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man drove up the dock we were on with his bike. After informing us that the dock was closed, and noticing all of our swimsuits on the dock, he refused to move his flashlight beam from us in the water. FML
Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML
Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML
Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML
Today, I was skinny dipping with some cute girls from school, one of which I really like. Everything was great until I caught a fish on my own personal nightcrawler and they had to take me to the ER. I'll forever be known as "Salmon Dick". FML
Today, I went swimming in a pond. I came out covered in leeches. Terrified, I screamed, flailed about and cried out for help until half a dozen people ran over. One of them was kind enough to point out that those leeches I was so afraid of were actually patches of mud. FML
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Saqib332 11
Bloody Hell.
kells1124 14
the string would be hanging out if she went skinny dipping lol and the pad wouldn't have been bloody if she had a tampon. ^
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Comments (193)
bapbap_fml 15
I don't understand how people think OP deserves it. I'm sure the pad was covered up by her other clothes and the nobody would have seen it if they hadn't been messing with her stuff. And as for all the people asking why she was swimming with her period, water usually stops the flow of blood. At least for me it stops it, it usually doesn't start again for about 20-30 minutes afterwards. If I were in OP's shoes I wouldn't be embarrassed, that guy deserves what he got for going through her clothes.
MsFit 17
Perhaps this will teach them to not grab underwear (or any other clothing item for that matter) that is not theirs. Just because you were skinny dipping with them doesn't mean it's okay for them to grab your underwear. Any contact they may have had with a bloody pad is their fault and completely deserved.
KawaiiLettuce 13
Reasons for tampons 101
thatonetribute 31
You deserve it for skinny dipping on your period!
Sk8brdmenace 17
Who cares... Any guy who would notice that would hopefully be kind enough not to advertise it to everyone. Otherwise he's a prick.
hellphone_fml 37
Guys for all you know OP has a light period or was near the end, where the water would stop the flow and the pad would have some blood but not a lot. Or op could have put a tampon in before going in the pond. Stop blaming the girl.
kittynat 16
I think it's time to upgrade to tampons....
YFOS_fml 17
YDI YOU ARE FERAL!!
TessTickles 8
"If you're on your period and you want to go skinny dipping, wear a tampon." Wtf. What if someone decides to pull the plug and all of the water gets sucked up into her ****** like a whirlpool?
dragoongirl90 34
Why would you go swimming while bleeding like that? You bleed in the water.... Now your friends have swum in your blood.