Today, a bunch of friends and I went skinny dipping in a pond. The guys all grabbed the ladies' underpants and waved then around. My bloody pad was inside of one of them. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
Today, I went skinny-dipping with my friends. At one point, I jokingly pointed out how one of them had the smallest boobs of us all. She calmly got out of the pond, dried herself, scooped up our clothes and phones, and drove off in her car. The cops she called arrived soon after. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man drove up the dock we were on with his bike. After informing us that the dock was closed, and noticing all of our swimsuits on the dock, he refused to move his flashlight beam from us in the water. FML
Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML
Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML
Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML
Today, I was skinny dipping with some cute girls from school, one of which I really like. Everything was great until I caught a fish on my own personal nightcrawler and they had to take me to the ER. I'll forever be known as "Salmon Dick". FML
Today, I went swimming in a pond. I came out covered in leeches. Terrified, I screamed, flailed about and cried out for help until half a dozen people ran over. One of them was kind enough to point out that those leeches I was so afraid of were actually patches of mud. FML
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Saqib332 11
Bloody Hell.
kells1124 14
the string would be hanging out if she went skinny dipping lol and the pad wouldn't have been bloody if she had a tampon. ^
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cutycat136 28
Did anyone notice the typo... Or am I just reading it wrong
Aquila_Umbrae 26
Yeah I see it.
cmariep 6
I totally noticed.
Miss_Whipped 43
It's okay #11, they usually end up fixing those kinds of things shortly after they're pointed out.
lolhailsatan 23
That's really rough, but you could have easily prevented that by using a tampon or just not have gone skinny dipping on your period. And I mean you left your underwear (and bloody pad) just sitting in the open for some dumb boys to grab. YDI
Aimeejasmine 15
Yeah you totally deserve it for trying to have fun with your friends on your period, shame on you. I mean it's definitely your fault for them stealing underwear that isn't yours. (Sarcasm)
Anchovy11 7
if youre going skinny dipping with a bunch of guys of course they'll do some stupid shit lmao her fault
parrchristianna 14
40- the problem with it isn't that she wanted to have fun, it's that she wasn't responsible enough to do something with her bloody pad.
Aimeejasmine 15
44- what could she do? Discard it in a bush and then have no protection for the rest of the day? In the end of it OP is not going to sacrifice her underwear to make immature boys feel more comfortable, OP is already uncomfortable, it sucks they had see blood oh wo as them, maybe now they'll learn not to steal someone's freakin underwear ffs!
parrchristianna 14
136- I don't know about you but when I'm on my period, I plan and bring extra pads or tampons. string or no string showing she could have had a tampon and as soon as she knew what was going to happen, use the bathroom and throw the pad there and use the tampon if there was no bathroom she should have at least had a bag. And it seems to me she was more embarrassed than the boys were.
fashionbug9880 22
#138, not all women are comfortable with wearing tampons. Maybe she only wears pads and is fine with that. Also, skinny dipping is usually spontaneous, so you can't blame her for not being prepared with extra protection, because maybe she doesn't usually carry extra tampons or has already used up her extras earlier. If there was no bathroom to change into a tampon if she does wear them, she may not want to litter, the pad is still usable, or she hadn't thought to change since she didn't know the boys would be waving around her underwear.
sarcasmwins 24
YDI for going skinny dipping whilst the river runs red.
vikky538 29
Once they realize.. They wont do it again
CitricAcid 21
So that's how the Red Sea formed...
bonermonkey 31
if its like a river or large body of if water that isn't contained then I don't see an issue with going in while you're on. Its washing away and its not like its feces or something... op might have been too embarrassed to decline due to being on or not known they were gonna skinny dip or any other combination of things. I say the guys shouldnt have been rummaging in her underwear. same as I used to say to guys at school who rummage though girls bags and freaked out when they found sanitary products... like its their fault for going in a bag that wasn't theirs without permission.
lebanesebarbie 15
Might attract sharks, next time maybe build a sandcastle
False_Stupidity 42
In a pond!?
ViviMage 40
Use a tampon! Or better yet, wait till Aunt Flo leaves!!
dragoongirl90 34
I agree. **** all the down voters.
Aquila_Umbrae 26
It's natural
ChristinePi 36
I love how everyone assumes she wasn't wearing a tampon either. I know when I was younger my parents convinced my sisters and I that water "stopped" your period temporarily. I know it's stupid and false now but I believed it before.
ThePandoricaOpen 18
It actually does work for a little bit. For the record, the only time I've tried this, was in the shower, and nowhere else, ever.
Keiraquarium 12
My period seems to temporarily stop when I go into the bath... perhaps it's not a myth
ZombieScoobyDoo 20
Blood uses gravity to flow/drop out of your body. Water prevents this because of the counter pressure. Gravity normally isn't strong enough to fight it.
ChristinePi 36
Are you saying water stops gravity? Because that's what it sounds like
chazzywazzy654 22
Yes #107 because that's how you can swim in a pool and not just sink straight to the bottom like you would standing on the floor
SneezyBear 27
#107 gravity is actually not as strong as you think it is. A magnet on a fridge is opposing the gravitational pull of the entire Earth, quite easily. Even though it's a liquid, water exerts a pressure similar to that of a plug and it's stronger than the pull of gravity. It makes sense if you think about it - your period blood is a liquid, just like water is. Unless it's denser than water, there's no reason for your period blood to get drawn out or sink down. If you pour a cup of water into a tub, gravity isn't going to pull that amount of water down further. Those water molecules will disperse naturally given enough time but it will mostly float around where you've poured it. Blood works the same way.