Today, while messaging a possible new hire to set up an interview at my retail job, I meant to say, "Thank you for being flexible" - in regards to scheduling. Instead, it autocorrected to, "Thank you for being delicious." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I texted my boss, "I'm looking forward to doing you" instead of, "I'm looking forward to seeing you" thanks to a very unfortunate combination of my atrocious typing skills on a smartphone and an overzealous autocorrect function. FML
Today, trying to be nice, I sent a text to my mother-in-law saying that I couldn't wait to have her delicious casserole tonight. Only after sending, I realized that "casserole" had auto corrected to "asshole". FML
Today, I sent a thank you note after a job interview, emphasizing my accuracy at editing written reports; I misspelled the company's name. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML
Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML
Today, at work a lady asked for a burrito, large coke, and hot sauce. While repeating back the order, the words got stuck and I accidentally said large cock. I got written up for being inappropriate. FML
Today, I sent a text to my boss saying, "Looking forward to our meeting tomorrow." Autocorrect changed it to, "Looking forward to our mating tomorrow." My boss replied with, "I think you meant meeting. Let's keep it professional shall we." FML
Today, I was talking to an attractive guy, but I was so nervous that I got tongue-tied and then blurted out, "Stupid autocorrect." FML
Today, I tried to flirt with the cute cashier at my usual drive-thru. Instead of saying, "Thank you," I panicked and said, "I love you." Now I have to find a new favorite burger place. FML
Today, I said to a girl that I recently started dating, ‘I like you so far’. My phone had other plans and decide to autocorrect far to fat as I hit send. FML.
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RichardPencil 32
You have either a date or a sexual harassment complaint on your hands.
bloopaloop 27
One time I texted my wife “Thanks, honey!” but it autocorrected to “I hate you bitch, you’ve ruined my life!” Jk, my wife is awesome.
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bloopaloop 27
One time I texted my wife “Thanks, honey!” but it autocorrected to “I hate you bitch, you’ve ruined my life!” Jk, my wife is awesome.
RichardPencil 32
You have either a date or a sexual harassment complaint on your hands.
BLVCK_DVDDY 7
I worked at Starbucks n I finished ringing up an attractive girl and said “imma have you in just a moment”instead of “ I’ll have it out for you in a moment”
Gubbon 17
I read rimming instead of ringing
Joshawott 21
Okay Hannibal.
jc1015 25
no sympathy for autocorrect blunders. it's not that hard to read and make sure things are right before you hit send
Huldan MeGroyn 13
HR will be in touch with you, shortly
Gubbon 17
And that's why you don't use autocorrect.