Pakundo
France
**** McGee
Today, I went to an underwear shop. An employee suggested me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
flatchested Sam
Radcliff, United States
Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML
historyfreak_17
Dearborn Heights, United States
Today, I went bra shopping with my mother. She insisted that I try on a bunch of push-up bras, and I told her I didn't want to, because it's false advertising. She looked at me and said that I need all the help I can get. FML
blahhhh
United States
Ruthless
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
sorrynotsorry
Vancouver, United States
Today, a customer told my boss I was too pushy because I asked her what bra size she wears. I work at a lingerie store. I got a stern lecture from my boss. FML
snitchovich
United Kingdom
Today, I was sitting in a bar next to this gorgeous guy who kept eyeing me up and after about 30 minutes he finally leaned in to whisper something in my ear. What he said? "If I were you, I would get a push-up bra." FML
Anonymous
Pick me!
Today, I wore my tightest, slightly too small, push-up bra and low cut top to impress a guy at work. He came over to borrow a pen. I leaned down to get one out of my bag and my nipple popped out. FML
sm702
United States
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Itsbeen8years
Stupava, Slovakia
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
laurenmay
United States
Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML
Harmonia
France
Nice boxers
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
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JrPeru14 0
he's just trying to sell don't take it personally..
bluegoldfish 7
pretty sure op isnt a man
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Haleybean1198 4
no offense but who the **** cares? i have the smallest cheat out of ALL my friends. big boobs dont mean perfect. and the sales person made an honest mistake. besides if anyone doesnt like your boob soze then **** them they're bot worth your time.
brendejafulable 41
Sucks not to have big ones ;).
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Thanks for sharing, nice illustration :)
ruckfules85 34
Wow first time checking out a blog and I'm impressed
Neckyl 6
That's rude, I hate it when employees at underwear stores come up to you and critique how your bra fits... that is NOT going to convince me to buy from them! But, don't feel bad. Clothes are made for your body type, and you'll never have trouble finding tops and dresses that fit right. You won't have to order clothes a size up to accommodate your boobs. I'd kill to be able to wear a tank top with a shelf bra, or go braless! Love yourself, and love your boobs!
ChocolateScyther 19
flat is justice
catmover 7
girl chill, when you work in retail you have to push certain products to customers. sometimes it's mandatory.
krispybacon4321 23
I know how you feel... :(
LyricaSilvan 30
Ouch...Sorry to hear that, OP. Things like that can really take a bite out of your self-esteem.
fantasyworld 39
Sorry about that. I have small boobs too.